Bargain

PAUL MACARTNEY IS BEING INTERVIEWED

INTERVIEWER
Sir Paul £24,500,000 for a divorce how does that make you feel?

PAUL
It's a bargain, I only paid £500,000 for the divorce settlement.

INTERVIEWER
So what was the other £24,000,000 for?

PAUL
Heather wanted to give the marriage another go. It cost that much to bribe her out of it.

Not very good is it? But worth at least giving it a go.

I'm sure you could think of something more creative he'd spend the money on.

Quote: sootyj @ March 17, 2008, 8:03 PM

INTERVIEWER
So what was the other £24,000,000 for?

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She'd run out of legs!

Quote: David Chapman @ March 17, 2008, 10:46 PM

She'd run out of legs!

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Took Paul for an arm and a leg