President of Iran is talking to an adviser.
President
I need 12 centrifuges, 5o lbs of plutonium, and a ultraviolet laser cannon.
Adviser
Are we building weapons of mass destruction to destroy the hated Zionists?
President
No I just Heston Blumenthals new cook book.
Another golden oldie.
Quote: sootyj @ March 17, 2008, 9:47 PMPresident of Iran is talking to an adviser.
President
I need 12 centrifuges, 5o lbs of plutonium, and a ultraviolet laser cannon.Adviser
Are we building weapons of mass destruction to destroy the hated Zionists?President
No I just bought Heston Blumenthals new cook book.Another golden oldie.
I do like your stuff but I wished you'd proof read them... 
Nice post. I liked it. Thanks for posting loool.