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Ah I just checked to make sure I had Bamford as first sub
thankfully yes as Foden didn't play

Angry

Good use of the Triple captain there Billy

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 6th December 2020, 1:36 AM

Good use of the Triple captain there Billy

Thanks. I knew I was facing a tough top-of-the-table clash in the H2H and I was aware that, of my three strikers, Calum Wilson wasn't playing and Harry Kane is doubtful, two of my defenders aren't being selected at the moment and Leicester's Mendy doesn't tend to score many points in midfield so, other than spending points on risky additional transfers, my only chance was to try to score some additional points from one of the players I already have.

But we're not yet halfway through the game week so plenty of chance still for it all to go pear shaped.

Angry

You can never accuse Spurs of being a one man team
They are clearly a two man team

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 6th December 2020, 6:08 PM

You can never accuse Spurs of being a one man team
They are clearly a two man team

Almost like a close knit family. Kane and Son.

:D

It's the wrong way round but I'm now picturing Song Heun Min in a bathtub eating Pickled Onions saying You won't leave me will you Harold?

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 6th December 2020, 7:23 PM

:D

It's the wrong way round but I'm now picturing Song Heun Min in a bathtub eating Pickled Onions saying You won't leave me will you Harold?

:D

Our H to H is going to be close Alf. It might come down to which sub replaces Grealish

Well, ain't this just lovely. There is some old geezer on me residents site, probably 107, who only talks about himself and has no inputs into anything of our community. He's just stuck up some photo of him and his bint on their 50th wedding anniversary and a million and one people have rushed like they are on animal nitrate to say, quote, "well done you two". No, sorry. You are just lucky and obviously don't give a toss about anyone with weird fetishes, Alzheimer's or motor neurones. Stick you up in a fairground in the sponge tent and I'll be there with a deep dip in the soap suds and a massive throw from my fist or carroty tummy.

Anyhow, Marcus Rashford now wants farmers to donate a sheep for coronavirus but he isn't donating a sheep himself. So I'm going to do a Rashford here. Why doesn't everyone else in this so called bleeding game chop off their heads and donate those while I don't. I see my beloved Millwall is being bashed again by a media who needs to gabble on 24/7 to try to justify its existence. Don't seem to matter what you do for autistic children, old cripples, military and otherwise, and Oriental cancer victims. Still, they have to have a bogey man and of course it's their hated London working class. Well, I'm sorry. I do believe that black footballers there have been voted by the fans player of the year about ten times. None of them from memory were voguing, when not posing in their sodding horrible Porsches, like they were Louis Farrakhan.

(The thing that really pisses me off is that there was no opportunity in my extremely balanced post to mention my big winkle. Actually it is non white although the rest of me is non black - I don't make a song and dance of it - I just privately use a conventional punch ball even if I'm just in my boots and underpants)

Kane 75% chance of playing, so OK I'll sub him with Vardy.

Kane plays, scores a goal and amasses 12 points. Story of my life - I wonder why I bother. I might as well just stick up a team and let them f**king well get on with it. Angry

Haha.
Zaha was red lined even Saturday morning.
But he played and got 15 points sat on my bench.
Walker, my captain this week and a good scorer of points didn't even play.

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 7th December 2020, 11:02 AM

Kane 75% chance of playing, so OK I'll sub him with Vardy.

Kane plays, scores a goal and amasses 12 points. Story of my life - I wonder why I bother. I might as well just stick up a team and let them f**king well get on with it. Angry

Well at least you got the Kane/Son captaincy conundrum sorted. And 84 points for the game week is not a bad haul.

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 7th December 2020, 12:35 PM

Haha.
Zaha was red lined even Saturday morning.
But he played and got 15 points sat on my bench.
Walker, my captain this week and a good scorer of points didn't even play.

In the absence of Walker, your captain, Mount will double his 8 points for you as vice-captain and you'll get Zaha's 18 as substitute, giving you, if my calculations are correct, a total of 73. With Jorginho also not playing, it's a pity you didn't have Robertson (6 points) as second priority substitute instead of Coady (0 points).

Quote: Billy Bunter @ 7th December 2020, 2:25 PM

Well at least you got the Kane/Son captaincy conundrum sorted. And 84 points for the game week is not a bad haul.

:D True, true...........and I can't get over this subs business**, as I too have Zaha on the bench - so are you saying that in the final count he will come on to the pitch for me instead of say Jorginho who didn't play?

** EDIT I thought that sub score business was only if a player you have picked is subsequently injured, not as I did in picking Jorginho even though he hadn't played for a couple of weeks or so.

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