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Quote: Lazzard @ 28th November 2020, 3:41 PM

Couldn't happen to a nicer c**t.

Hope that yacht's not too slippery we dont want another Robert Maxwell style incident, do we????

Quote: lofthouse @ 28th November 2020, 11:53 AM

....worth £430m, making her one of the wealthiest women in Britain, with a fortune larger than the Queen's.

Fair point, but I'd rather filthy rich people stayed in the UK and paid taxes than did a Sean Connery and lived as a tax exile in the Bahamas whilst telling Scotland to go independent , or a Lord Dyson who has left the UK taking loads of jobs with him, after campaigning for Brexit. The shit and run mob. I expect Trump will also leave America, first.

It's amazing how us poor people are expected to be patriotic and work for the country but that doesn't apply to the rich.

Quote: john tregorran @ 28th November 2020, 8:28 PM

It's amazing how us poor people are expected to be patriotic and work for the country but that doesn't apply to the rich.

Yeah, this one's for the workers who toil night and day

By hand and by brain to earn your pay

Who for centuries long past for no more than your bread

Have bled for your countries and counted your dead

In the factories and mills, in the shipyards and mines

We've often been told to keep up with the times

For our skills are not needed, they've streamlined the job

And with sliderule and stopwatch our pride they have robbed

We're the first ones to starve, we're the first ones to die

The first ones in line for that pie in the sky

And we're always the last when the cream is shared out

For the worker is working when the fat cat's about

And when the sky darkens and the prospect is war

Who's given a gun and then pushed to the fore

And expected to die for the land of our birth

Though we've never owned one lousy handful of earth?

We're the first ones to starve, we're the first ones to die

The first ones in line for that pie in the sky
And we're always the last when the cream is shared out

For the worker is working when the fat cat's about

And all of these things the worker has done

From tilling the fields to carrying the gun

We've been yoked to the plough since time first began

And always expected to carry the can....

Quote: Firkin @ 28th November 2020, 7:58 PM

Fair point, but I'd rather filthy rich people stayed in the UK and paid taxes

Trouble is, the filthy rich have created enough loop-holes to make damn sure they don't pay a fair rate of tax - nothing like.

Quote: Lazzard @ 29th November 2020, 10:20 AM

Trouble is, the filthy rich have created enough loop-holes to make damn sure they don't pay a fair rate of tax - nothing like.

To a point, but the top 1% of earners in the UK pay roughly 27% of our taxes. Hence why everyone is jittery about losing our finance industry care off Brexit, lots of higher rate tax payers. The main avoidance tactic is simply to keep your money from landing in the UK (offshore accounts etc...). Wealth as opposed to income has already been taxed, but even then there's VAT collected from those that shop in the UK. As we've had the biggest drop in GDP since 1706, I shudder to think what taxation is in the pipeline. So it's better they all stay.
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Biden seems to have got off on the wrong foot.

So the KRAKEN seems more like a damp squid.

FOR CHRIST'S SAKE BBC!!!!

"A Football pundit has been suspended by the BBC -- for describing a scuffle between two players as "handbags"

https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/13319849/steve-thompson-handbags-suspended-bbc/

Get a f**king life, why don't you - you are looking like idiots.

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Heh Heh, but don't you like it, when we get a bit rough. Pirate

Quote: john tregorran @ 30th November 2020, 8:01 PM

Biden seems to have got off on the wrong foot.

Not obviously!

Quote: Chris Hallam @ 1st December 2020, 9:58 PM

Not obviously!

I really don't know. Why do you bother?

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 1st December 2020, 8:44 AM

FOR CHRIST'S SAKE BBC!!!!

"A Football pundit has been suspended by the BBC - for describing a scuffle between two players as "handbags"

https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/13319849/steve-thompson-handbags-suspended-bbc/

Get a f**king life, why don't you - you are looking like idiots.

Who are you telling to "get a f**king life"? The BBC?

The BBC is sweetly pretty....

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