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The Next Dr

Ok accepting that David Tennant has been a lousy Dr, who should replace him?

Ricky Gervais
Tony Blair (seriously he'd be ace)
Gene Hunt

And as an assistant?

That girl off Tracy Beeker
Dawn French
Graham Norton

Quote: sootyj @ March 17, 2008, 7:12 PM

Ok accepting that David Tennant has been a lousy Dr, who should replace him?

Ricky Gervais
Tony Blair (seriously he'd be ace)
Gene Hunt

And as an assistant?

That girl off Tracy Beeker
Dawn French
Graham Norton

Glad to see every single word of your post was a joke.

Especially the 4th to the 10th, of course.

Zooo

I can get behind that.

and 3 super sexy companions

Of the boy variety?

Not that David Tennant is ever allowed to leave EVER, but I would like Mark Gatiss as the Doctor.

I know he would never do it but....John Cleese.
He would rock! I'm not joking either I think it would make the best doctor ever.

Jillian McKeith, as Dr Poo?

She could humiliate the Daleks into surrender by poking through their jobbies.

"Hmm this is a very pale, liquid poo, no wonder you're a big bogey, living in a tin on wheels,"

John Cleese, with Connie Booth as his assistant?

Julian Clary as the Dr and Boy George as his glamorous assistant. They can bum around the Universe for a bit.

Good idea but reverse the roles. Bring back Fanny the Wonder Dog, as Gay-9.

Borris Johnson, and ann widicome as assitant.

Richard Coyle. Oh, yes. With Moffat as showrunner.

Ooh yes indeed.

Ant and Deck, and blast them into outer space.

Quote: roscoff @ March 17, 2008, 7:36 PM

Julian Clary as the Dr

Spooky - I was about to say that. I think he'd be great in the role!

Quote: hotzappa11 @ March 17, 2008, 7:43 PM

Richard Coyle. Oh, yes. With Moffat as showrunner.

Now that would be worth seeing!

Quote: zooo @ March 17, 2008, 7:18 PM

Glad to see every single word of your post was a joke.

Especially the 4th to the 10th, of course.

*takes cover*

I sense your anger, oh Great One. But if he is not 'the' Doctor any more, maybe he'd have more time to 'doctor' you? Best think of it like that. ;)

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