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Michael Monkhouse

Damn! What a rack

I'd f**k me
You're out of luck. I'm saving myself for Sporty. Opposites attract.

sporty...

Pfff

Wearing a pair of Reeboks and some trackie bottoms does not make you 'Sporty'

Leave her alone.

Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 2nd October 2020, 8:47 PM

Leave her alone.

I assume that is something bodyguards yell at you on an almost daily basis.

There was a great cartoon on FB: What's the difference between flirting and molesting? If he's good-looking, it's flirting. If he's ugly, it's molesting.

Maybe a bit controversial....

Naga Munchetty. I just wish she'd cover her ears.

Naga is a babe :)

Nurse Rachett from the Netflix series Ratched.
Scary, evil, psychopathic and beautiful.

She can have everything I own. Bloody Hell It shouldn't be allowed. People of my age could die.

Oooh that takes me back.Those were the days.Sexy girls in mini skirts who used to react to my approaches with cold indifference.

Eilidh Barbour Who sometimes does Football Focus on bbc

Absolutely gorgeous

Quote: lofthouse @ 16th January 2021, 4:47 PM

Eilidh Barbour Who sometimes does Football Focus on bbc

Absolutely gorgeous

When it comes to Football Focus I've always had a thing about Karen Carney because when I started watching England's women's football team she was always a great battler with pace and skill and she looks quite hot now as a woman.

Quote: Chappers @ 16th January 2021, 10:19 PM

.......................... and she looks quite hot now as a woman.

:O What was she before?

aisling bea

Very cute and very witty

Quote: lofthouse @ 21st January 2021, 6:48 PM

aisling bea

Very cute and very witty

I wouldn't quite call her cute; I don't think she'd be happy to be called that either.

She is though very funny and extremely attractive.

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