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I read the news today oh boy! Page 2,203

Quote: Billy Bunter @ 2nd September 2020, 2:02 PM

A caravan with an inside toilet? You were lucky... ... ...

(carries on ad infinitum...)

I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night, half an hour before I went to bed.........................

(sorry, couldn't resist it)

Nish Kumar was booed off stage at a charity event this week.
He says the audience were full of dick heads.
That might have been it but I'm leaning towards a comedian that has never said anything funny ever.

This week? Last year wasn't it?

Maybe it's always happening to him. (Although of course there is a lockdown at present).

I'm not sure he called them that either.
Unless, of course, it's a different recent incident I've not heard about.

Do black lives still matter? I haven't read it on Facebook recently.

Trump's comments about US servicemen are astonishingly crass even by his standards.

More sarcasm?

Quote: Chris Hallam @ 5th September 2020, 7:37 PM

Trump's comments about US servicemen are astonishingly crass even by his standards.

Where's the proof that he even said it? Why wait two years to report it? So far it's just nameless allegations a few weeks before the election.

Quote: DaButt @ 5th September 2020, 9:52 PM

So far it's just nameless allegations a few weeks before the election.

Yeah - but from Fox News, though.
And they're on his side!
With friends like that etc etc...
And it sort of fits with the McCain comments.

Yes. The reports certainly have the ring of truth about them.
Trump is, after all, denying disparaging McCain's war record too. And those comments are on film!

Quote: Chris Hallam @ 2nd September 2020, 9:21 PM

I'm not sure he called them that either.
Unless, of course, it's a different recent incident I've not heard about.

Re Nish Kumar. Was it the same one I read about or a another one? He hosted a Lords Taverners do a while back but when he started doing jokes about Trump and Boris he got told bluntly 'We don't do politics here.' I think a few bread rolls were sent his way. He said afterwards it was fair enough, iirc. Maybe his repertoire is a bit limited then? (to Lefty batcrap Whistling nnocently)

Quote: lofthouse @ 5th September 2020, 8:58 PM

More sarcasm?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_q3k7K11cyQ

Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ 6th September 2020, 10:16 AM

He hosted a Lords Taverners do a while back but when he started doing jokes about Trump and Boris he got told bluntly 'We don't do politics here.'

Why book a political comedian and say no politics? That's just not cricket.

Quote: Firkin @ 6th September 2020, 11:42 AM

Why book a political comedian and say no politics? That's just not cricket.

True. Some of the audience seem to have behaved like arseholes, reading about it.

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