Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 31st July 2020, 7:55 AMIn a recent survey about what turns men on, it was discovered that kissing the nape of the neck was rated the highest.
Personally I think it's bollocks
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Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 28th July 2020, 12:40 PMDuring Wimbledon when Tennis balls go over into the Common
How many are recycled by the Wombles?One ball in three.
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Alcholic American pop star Herpes Zoster has notched up 10 number one shingles
The thing about becoming an alcoholic is you don't realise it's happening to you. You're too pissed.
What's the differencence between news and an orgasm? Men can fake news.
Sperm thanked my doctor for curing it. He said, You're well, come.
Unlucky Pop Star Di Rea has had 20 number twos and she's still trying to have a number one
I suffer from impotence and diarrhea. I need more get up and go.
I said to Paul McCartney, What do you call a handjob off a prostitute? He said, It's a tug off whore.
What does an Italian say to an ex Pat in Rome? Anything he likes, c**t won't've learnt the language.
My cat's caught Coronavirus.
Don't ask meow.
What's the difference between coronavirus and Berlusconi? Coronavirus might go away.
Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 13th August 2020, 2:18 PMWhat does an Italian say to an ex Pat in Rome? Anything he likes, c**t won't've learnt the language.
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What do you call a Spaniard who can't locate his automobile? Carlos.
A friend of mine is really slim and I could never work out why until one day I looked in her kitchen cupboard and found half a packet of biscuits that had been resealed with a bit of sticky tape.
I didn't know you could do that.