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It had to happen sooner or later.
Hahaha
It looks like the man has his willy out!
Haha
He!
Ben is planning to bake some soda bread later.
The funny thing is I once went to a BBQ with a gay '''friend''' and he kept making jokes about 'I like a bit of sausage, me!!!!' Then this other guy went, 'Hey, I bet you like a bit of sausage, eh?' and he asked the host to 'kick the homophobic asshole out. How f**king dare he?'
Oh by sausage, he meant penis?
oh my God! That's hysterical
He meant cock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Genius.
Oscar Wilde.
Did they serve meat balls at the bbq?
Because if they had, he could have said "oh I love big meaty balls I do"
But, although he said that, what he would have actually meant was that he liked men's testicles
And that would have been very, very amusing
I don't know what came over me.
I'm currently thinking how wonderful it would be if a certain cartoonist were to publish a book of his funniest works under the title "Beaky's Blinders".
I've just been out for a walk and the idea came to me for some reason.
It's a cracker! 
Quote: Ben @ 3rd July 2020, 11:25 PMA Newmarket sausage is always delicious.
Just finished grinding and mixing the ingredients. If I have time I'll stuff and link them later today.
Quote: DaButt @ 10th July 2020, 5:05 PMJust finished grinding and mixing the ingredients. If I have time I'll stuff and link them later today.
This is like some thing out of a serial killers den.
Quote: chipolata @ 10th July 2020, 5:36 PMThis is like some thing out of a serial killers den.
As they say, you don't really want to know what goes into sausage. 