What's got 22 legs and runs? A soccer team eating curry.
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A Farmer has two acres. He has an appointment to see his Doctor, tomorrow.
Worst synth player releases album. Cynthia Payne.
Worst people to talk to are set designers. Always making a scene.
Worst people to talk to are archaeologists. Always having a dig at someplace.
Worst band to listen to are One Direction. They're shit.
Two eggs in a pub. They get beat up and they scrambled for the door.
(This may not be an original gag. Or, not a good one? I have checked though. I'm finding it disheartening to make an original gag. Is it the case for youself? Has every subject been covered and done?
There are comedians out there who are firing them off like bullets out of a machine pun (Gun) and I think shit I can't do that one now. )
Quote: Thief Of Bad Gags @ 9th July 2020, 11:00 AMTwo eggs in a pub drinking pints of milk. They get beat up and they scrambled for the door.
You don't need the pints of milk.
The joke works perfectly well (or at least as well as it ever will) with just the two eggs in a pub. 
Okay Rood thank you, will edit it
Eggseptional.
Al Eatmyat lost his bet
I know a lot of old wives. They have some interesting stories, but I don't believe all of them.
I know an old wife who has a 3-foot-long protuberance growing from her coccyx.
When she's happy it sways from side to side.
Quote: Rood Eye @ 9th July 2020, 11:35 AMYou don't need the pints of milk
Milking It?
Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 10th July 2020, 10:56 AMMilking It?
A joke can be too complicated.
Sometimes, you find yourself up to your neck in details.
It's when they get past your eyes that you're really in trouble!
How dare 'e?
I've been stealing garden ornaments from my next door neighbour
(Who shall remain Gnomeless)