TWO SCHOOL BOYS WATCHING A VIDEO
V/O(WOMAN FROM FILM)
Oh my it's the milk man. I haven't got any money, for you, will this do?
SOUND OF DRESSING GOWN DROPPING
Now get in the bedroom, with the window cleaner, the seven dwarves who got lost on the way to the pantomine, and we'll party.
V/O MILKMAN
Can I bring my best mate?
V/O WOMAN
Course you can.
V/O EXITED DOG BARKING.
BOY1
This is so boring.
BOY2
Yeh I thought they were going to smoke.
Ye good. I smiled nice little sketch 
I liked this up until the end. I thought the punch line was weak. Give it a stronger end and you've got a winner.
Quote: sootyj @ March 16, 2008, 4:36 PMTWO SCHOOL BOYS WATCHING A VIDEO
V/O(WOMAN FROM FILM)
Oh my, it's the milk man. I haven't got any money for you, will this do?SOUND OF DRESSING GOWN DROPPING
Now get in the bedroom with the window cleaner, the seven dwarves who got lost on the way to the pantomime, and we'll party.
V/O MILKMAN
Can I bring my best mate?
V/O WOMAN
Course you can.
V/O EXCITED DOG BARKING.
BOY1
This is so boring.
BOY2
Yeh, I thought they were going to smoke.
Note the editing above: Commas are now in their proper places. "Exited" has been changed to "Excited".
"Pantomine" has been changed to "Pantomime".
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No laughs.
Hm on balance then Wayne, this one's for the dustbin. The joke was there's a campaign to put an 18 certificate on films containing smoking. The joke being that kids, would want to watch such naughtiness. Purely for the smoking. Probably too obscure a story. Could add a line where the mum comes in and gives them an info dump (ooh er missus).
Clever but had not heard of the story either.
And what's with the bloody Grammar Gestapo?! ^^
Give it a rest!
Ahhh. Yeah, perhaps a tad too obscure. As for getting there mother to come in and dump on them... You're just a sick little puppy, who belongs on a special register.
Info dump=information dump.
I have a horrible fear, you and I should swap videos.
Haven't you heard? He's curing people of dyslexia. By harrassing them endlessly.
I'm sure it will work.
Quote: James Williams @ March 16, 2008, 4:56 PMAnd what's with the bloody Grammar Gestapo?! ^^
Give it a rest!
Easy does it, Holmes...
This is not our day to rest.
Take the hint. 
You keep your info too yourself young man! They let anybody on here these days don't they. Isn't there checks that can be done or something?
I'll PM you about those videos.
Quote: zooo @ March 16, 2008, 4:58 PMHaven't you heard? He's curing people of dyslexia. By harrassing them endlessly.
I'm sure it will work.
Not a bad sketch either I might add.
Maybe in the arsehole series.
The arsehole series? Isn't that the name for the new BMW 3 series.
Yes nice(very) topical one Sooty. There's some on here who don't keep up on the news by the looks of it