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Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 29th May 2020, 6:58 AM

Radiohead bore the shit out of me. Where the f**k did he get the words to Crud, some sad, lonely, ugly, sex-starved, why-will-no-one-bonk-me, half-a-shandy-and-I-think-I'm-tripping, listen-to-me-I-can-say-'f**king'-I-can-probably-say-'willy'-and-'pump'-too semi-pubescent tossbag's diary? Go f**k yourself, you beyond deluded, head-so-far-up-yer-arse-no-wonder-yer-full-of-shit, mind-f**kingly, ball-batteringly, gouge-my-own-f**king-eyes-out-through-sheer-f**king-boredom talentless knob, your lyrics mak Dolores Cranberry sound like Sylvia Plath, your ''''rock'''' makes One Direction sound like Slipknot and your image makes me look like Sean f**king Connery. F**k you. No joke coming.

Laughing out loud

So I'll put you down as ambivalent then

I'll have to toss.

re Horse's list.

Leroy was often requested on Uncle Mac for this.

This is good too.

Quote: john tregorran @ 29th May 2020, 8:46 PM

re Horse's list.

Leroy was often requested on Uncle Mac for this.

This is good too.

Hello. Wave

Thank you for the feedback.

I'm not sure when Uncle Mac went but my first memory is only of Stewpot.

Wallace and Armitage

The Ukelele Bandito - The Lurgy Song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBSqY_e3HmQ

Zapp & Roger - Doo Wa Ditty (Blow That Thing):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1It4rNbOCM

Shawn Wasabi - Marble Soda:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAeybdD5UoQ

The Dead Milkmen - Beach Party Vietnam:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwV4wTtGXfw

Gromit and Shanks

Khalia - Easy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8UcPyjaohk

Katelyn Dunn - Gertrude's Song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyqlxv6eKvg

Roy Chubby Brown - My Corona:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAP1bZ56nVQ

Edward Elgar - Nimrod:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhnMd1Jl7SA

Stewpot started with the new radio1 in the 60's I think.

Quote: john tregorran @ 29th May 2020, 9:42 PM

Stewpot started with the new radio1 in the 60's I think.

Ah - I was aged four so that would be about right.

I found a few pirates on the dial at 3 but the full radio thing came in '67.

Is it me or is the Ukelele Bandito uncannily like John Bercow? :S

I'll have to pass on that one.:)

I like a bit of Elgar.
He's very Germanic in style not very English at all really, unlike "Foghorn "Williams.

I bought Elton John 25 pairs of sunglasses. 50 shades of gay.

Quote: john tregorran @ 30th May 2020, 1:50 AM

Foghorn "Williams.

The saddest moment of my life was fellating Foghorn Leghorn. I felt down in the mouth.

"Boy, ah say boy, what in tarnation are ya doin' down there?"

Then Jeff Lynne refused my gift of feathers. He said, Don't bring me down.

The Jam only accept feathers at 12AM for some reason

I usually give them down In the tube station at midnight

Worst time to eat feathers is when you have diarrhea. You feel down in the dumps.
Rod Stewart accused me of plagiarism. I don't want to talk about It.

I accuse Rod Stewart of being a c*nt

Lager

Spike and the Impalers - Baba O'Riley:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSFNjEZKLyA

Jean Deaux - Wikipedia:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jhAzX_Fua4

Lonsdale Boys Club - Light Me Up:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01ULPsE0geY

Mats Bergström - Steve Reich's "Electric Counterpoint":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOAS6ik796s

Lime

Jim Lowe - Play Number Theven:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfgBY05oTR4

Testcard F - Seconds Away:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clf7kXobpE0

John "Mad Dog" Watkins - Call The Plumber:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oM9g5YZLCPI

Alice Bag - Modern Day Virgin Sacrifice:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbpeGYrSnOI

Brilliant AOR band FM just released their new album Synchronised. Cracking tunes, crisp production and some absolutely stonking guitar solos.

https://youtu.be/6Cpu_XhSF-Q

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