Stevie Wonder? He could play piano with his eyes closed.
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A mobile phone said to the Doctor. 'I've got really bad indigestion.'
The Doctor said. 'Well, don't take megabytes then.'
Quote: Thief Of Bad Gags @ 14th May 2020, 8:30 PMA mobile phone said to the Doctor. 'I've got really bad indigestion.'
The Doctor said. 'Well, don't take megabytes then.'
How about:
A mobile phone goes to the doctor.
It says, 'I've got indigestion.'
The doctor says, 'Stop taking megabytes.'
Many thanks Rood Eye, yeah that's a lot better.
Freddie Mercury doing half-castrations. I said, 'Is It fun?' He said, 'I'm having such a good time. I'm having a ball.'
I was nearly mugged last night by a goth and an emo. They pulled a knife and I said-"Lets face it, you're more likely to harm yourselves than me"
Jigsaw's keeping an eye out.
Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 15th May 2020, 10:28 AMJigsaw's keeping an eye out.
That joke was posted almost 5 hours ago and nobody has said, "I don't get it."
Is that because nobody is reading this thread?
Or is it because people are reading this thread, not getting the joke but being ashamed to admit it?
Or is it because it involves a cultural reference that I know nothing about?
Or is it because I'm having a particularly dim day?
It could be any of the above reasons but the fact is that I don't get it. 
Lucky you. You haven't seen the first scene of Saw 2.
John Lennon to Mussolini: Let me take you down... It was nothing to get hung about.
Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 15th May 2020, 3:37 PMLucky you. You haven't seen the first scene of Saw 2.
Aha! It was an unfamiliar culture reference.
Carry on the good work Michael! 
Elvis Presley ate himself to death with cake.
He was found face down - In The Gateau
Elvis was upset when I accused him of misforming past participles. 'I'm all shook up.'
Quote: Rood Eye @ 15th May 2020, 3:51 PMAha! It was an unfamiliar culture reference.
Carry on the good work Michael!
How can you carry on good work when...................
Duke Ellington complains about the increasingly skinny models. 'Don't get a round tush any more.'