For sale, any reasonable offer. Contact Firkin
200 really tiny boxing gloves in very good condition. Would suit hedgehog, rodent or similar.
The BCG bring and buy thread Page 5
For sale, 200 really tiny boxing gloves. Speedy sale wanted. See Will Cam.
In original packaging. 2 owners but never been used. Would suit hedgehog, rodent, tiny person or poss US president.
Wanted: one small envelope - blank on the back - for writing the government's coronavirus policy.
Quote: Billy Bunter @ 11th May 2020, 10:24 AMWanted: one small envelope - blank on the back - for writing the government's coronavirus policy.
Do you really need something as large as a small envelope?
Using very tiny writing, one could perhaps fit "F*** the plebs: my dad's got a 500-acre estate and he's worth 50 million quid" on the back of a postage stamp. 
Not a spoof
I have just won the domain name gelotophobia.com in an auction. I have form i am afraid for impulse buying domains.
The reason i am mentioning this is gelotophobia is the fear of being laughed at. So i thought this might be of interest to any members who do stand up. You should be able to get 10mins of material out of it. Or it would make a great title for a tour?
Did someone mention a 'space hopper'?
https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/post/1224428/
Space hopper for sale - in need of a little tlc and a new valve. Also a complete new body and a new box to keep it in. Otherwise in mint condition. Contact Triggers broom shop. Cash sale preferred (but would accept green shield stamps).
For sale, 17 million second people's vote polling cards.
Curling at edges but still usable
Quote: playfull @ 10th August 2020, 3:20 PMDid someone mention a 'space hopper'?
https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/post/1224428/
Space hopper for sale - in need of a little tlc and a new valve. Also a complete new body and a new box to keep it in. Otherwise in mint condition. Contact Triggers broom shop. Cash sale preferred (but would accept green shield stamps).
Tell Will!................or should that be Will Tell. 
I want to offload my collection of glove puppets.
I don't want anything for them - I just want someone to take them off my hands.
Chortle.
For sale 68,000,000 red and white pre-loved baseball caps
only dropped once.
One pet mink.
Toilet trained, successfully neutered, gender fluid.
£5
(Or £25 with an assortment of cuddly toys)
WANTED
One Backbone.
Please send to Mitch McConnell c/o GOP, U.S. Senate, Washington.
Must be at least semi rigid. Required to replace Slinky currently serving as spine,
SITS VACANT
A situation unexpectedly come open.
'Government advisor'. No experience required but must have ego the size of Jupiter, along with a massive sense of entitlement. Should have full driving licence, and be a skilled 'U' turner.
Job includes some childcare duties. 'Boris' can be a handful, wilful with a penchant for telling tall tales. He needs a strong hand but basically he just wants to be loved. Has recently lost his imaginary friend 'Donald'.*
Position would suit complete cu*t.
*Donald was real, it is the friend bit that was imaginary.
LOOKIN TO BUY URGENTLY 2 ITEMS - Ring Paris 121212 and ask for Macron
1) 100 million Covid 19 vaccines. No questions asked. Efficacy not an issue. Vials must not be written in English and can contain water, Lucozade, fresh air, don't care.
2) Two real vaccines - for me and le Missus, must work, so must be made in UK!