Planning to sell used celebrity tampons. Just gotta pull some strings.
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Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 22nd April 2020, 10:58 AMWhat's black and white, got 72 legs and gives priests a boner? Il Collegio.
No idea what this means. Obviously lost in translation.
Il Collegio is an Italian reality show based in a boarding school. Hours of fun.
Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 25th April 2020, 5:47 PMIl Collegio is an Italian reality show based in a boarding school. Hours of fun.
Oh right. Ha ha.
What lives in a pet shop, never wears undies and can't act? Knickerless Cage.
Whenever I tell a joke I always mess up the punchsausage.
Joke about Edam. Cheesy.
Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 4th May 2020, 8:31 AMJoke about Edam. Cheesy.
Joke about Cheddar - gorgeous!
PS. That's a joke for the Brits.
Took a selfie masturbating. Cheese!
I've just taken a selfie cutting cheese into very tiny slivers. Great!
Holmes, I'm constipated. - No shit, Sherlock.
People say that I'm not very perceptive. But I just can't see it myself.
Went to a blind prostitute. Didn't see it coming.
Two six inch nails went into a pub and got hammered
Skin from Skunk Anansie got reincarnated as Monday to Friday. I said, How are you? She said, Week as I am...