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I think a lot of English are of Germanic descent.

Quote: john tregorran @ 19th April 2020, 9:27 PM

I think a lot of English are of Germanic descent.

How dare you. I'm definitely not!

I'm the darkest skinned, darkest haired non mixed race white man who has ever lived. My mother has mostly natural dark brown hair at 90 with hardly any grey. People don't believe she doesn't dye it but she doesn't. I've worked like buggery to find that my real background is black. I never got out of Britain. I'm disappointed. I wanted it. But I'm not going to have the added insult of being called German when there's none of that clever-clever malarkey in me. Which is pretty obvious.

(Well, ok, my Dad's got blue eyes and light brown hair but I don't think they ever had sex - she sat on potato sacks a lot)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7USaBkHt8o

Well, apparently from the wealth of his medical training and experience, Prince (?) Harry is advising us that the whole virus thing is not at all as bad as the media is making out. So, 16000 deaths are neither here nor there.

It doesn't bother me one whit that He's sodded off to the USA , in fact I wished him well for leaving that weird family, but I do take exception to him thinking He's a f**king medical expert on what's going on in a country where he no longer lives. Is his silly old faither giving him bad advice?

He's gone to the right place then :)

Quote: john tregorran @ 19th April 2020, 10:55 PM

He's gone to the right place then :)

Yes. Obviously He's taking lessons from Trump.

According to reports today, two-thirds of children have not logged in to online lessons during lockdown when schools have been closed.

The only thing surprising about that is the implicit suggestion that one-third of children have logged in to online lessons during the lockdown.

In 2005, John Lennon's handwritten lyrics to "All You Need is Love" sold at auction for $1.25 million.

That's about $1.725 million in today's money.

Today, Bob Dylan's handwritten lyrics to three of his songs, acquired by a memorabilia company, are offered for sale.

"The Times They Are a-Changin' " is yours for $2.2 million.

"Subterranean Homesick Blues" is yours for $1.2 million.

"Lay Lady Lay" is yours for $650,000.

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Most amusing from the US is seeing those survival mode tough guys, of the sort who brag about how they can survive in their bunkers, acting like pathetic little children, crying that they need a haircut. And of course, toting their guns to show they are tough and have babydicks.

Quote: Kenneth @ 21st April 2020, 7:28 AM

Most amusing from the US is seeing those survival mode tough guys, of the sort who brag about how they can survive in their bunkers, acting like pathetic little children, crying that they need a haircut. And of course, toting their guns to show they are tough and have babydicks.

Yes, they do need a throatcut.... oh, sorry - you said a HAIRcut.

Quote: Kenneth @ 21st April 2020, 7:28 AM

Most amusing from the US is seeing those survival mode tough guys, of the sort who brag about how they can survive in their bunkers, acting like pathetic little children, crying that they need a haircut. And of course, toting their guns to show they are tough and have babydicks.

To be fair the guys you are talking about probably have more courage in their 'baby dicks' than you have in your whole body. Mug of Horlicks included :)

This video is very graphic which shows the aftermath of a massacre and an aid unit identify a young girl who is alive. What follows is them making the decision to risk their lives by going in to rescue her. Notice his sheer terror wails as he returns at 0:16 no doubt from having to walk through dead and dying to reach her. Then the guy with the cap asks if he's ok. She's then taken away to safety.

You could say they are being reckless because they are not military but you could also say they showed immense courage. Like I say this is graphic footage and I admire these people. It's not something I could do.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIDhpd07mXg

Quote: Definitely Tarby @ 22nd April 2020, 12:29 AM

To be fair the guys you are talking about probably have more courage in their 'baby dicks' than you have in your whole body. Mug of Horlicks included :)

This video is very graphic which shows the aftermath of a massacre and an aid unit identify a young girl who is alive. What follows is them making the decision to risk their lives by going in to rescue her. Notice his sheer terror wails as he returns at 0:16 no doubt from having to walk through dead and dying to reach her. Then the guy with the cap asks if he's ok. She's then taken away to safety.

You could say they are being reckless because they are not military but you could also say they showed immense courage. Like I say this is graphic footage and I admire these people. It's not something I could do.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIDhpd07mXg

Are we talking about the people protesting the lockdown? Is the suggestion that every single one of the people protesting it in America (or, more precisely, the lockdown in American states with Democrats in charge) are brave and courageous war heroes? Because I'm sure a shed load of them have never been near a war, and even if they had there are people who fight in wars who are anything but brave and courageous and do very bad things.

Quote: Definitely Tarby @ 22nd April 2020, 12:29 AM

To be fair the guys you are talking about probably have more courage in their 'baby dicks' than you have in your whole body. Mug of Horlicks included.

Horlicks? Strewth mate, I've never stepped foot in a brothel in me life. Anyway, it doesn't take courage to prance about with a gun and endanger the health of others. Usually just a micropenis and a matching brain size.

Has anybody seen the anti-Trump song on Facebook- to the tune of 'The Lion Sleeps Tonight'? Bloody brilliant and the singing is great.

Quote: Briosaid @ 22nd April 2020, 10:50 PM

Has anybody seen the anti-Trump song on Facebook- to the tune of 'The Lion Sleeps Tonight'? Bloody brilliant and the singing is great.

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