A Horseradish
Saturday 28th March 2020 12:00pm [Edited]
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Quote: Rood Eye @ 28th March 2020, 10:29 AM
Several of the world's leading experts on coronaviruses and suchlike are saying this pandemic is no different from flu outbreaks that take place every year.
They see absolutely nothing different about this one (death rates included) and they can't understand why so much fuss is being made about something we've all lived through every year since we've been born.
Apparently, the present situation is the biggest mountain ever to be made out of a molehill.
HAY-ULP, PESKY KIDS, COWABUNGA, WHAT'S UP DOC AND SUFFERING SUCCERTASH
NEVER MIND STOPPIN' THE PIGEON, HERE'S THE PISTOL BOLLOCKING STWATISTICS
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SLIPPED
Well, it's way too early for me to walk around with a placard saying "I told you so" - if it was half a mile away from where I live I would in any case be sent back home - but it was slipped out on Radio 4 this morning without fanfare (you could easily have missed it) that the number of deaths if we are luckier could now be 5,200. This is new scientific opinion.
BANDIED
It is worth bearing in mind here that 5,200 is somewhat different from the figure of 260,000 which was being bandied around for days and days barely more than a week ago. The scientists say that this is all to do with the measures of self-isolation which have been put in place and nothing about just drumming up fear. Others might disagree and be won over to my arguments about parallel political and economic agendas. The new environmental economics will now be ushered in without concerns about rebellion or even revolution based on a rather looser form of this strict behavioural change.
PARK
As a non scientist I am going to make a prediction here based on various sums I have done in less than a quarter of an hour. That prediction is actually (a little) more pessimistic. I think the number of deaths will turn out to be between 12,000 and 20,000. The nearest meaningful figure I know to either of those figures is 19,000 which is the number of deaths in Britain from influenza during several years of the decade we have just left (while in some other years it has been tens of thousands higher although none of us was ever clearly told). That is the sort of flu ball park even WITH a flu vaccine!
OF
"The math". Of the 114,000 who have been tested, 14,000 have tested positive. That is one in eight and it looks very scary. With positive tests set to double in three days and then double again in another three days and again and again and so on, it will look scarier still. But you have to bear in mind that almost all of the 114, 000 were seriously ill in hospital with coronavirus type symptoms and it turns out that 100,000 don't have a coronavirus. That of itself makes it look very different. Then you go to Germany where the death rate of only those who have tested positive is 0.5% whereas in Italy it is as much as 4%. That's because Germany are testing everyone under the sun and they are picking up with those huge numbers of tests that nearly all positives have mild or moderate symptoms. Italy on the other hand has tested smaller numbers. They are the extremely unwell so it is a higher percentage. Essentially it is a lot of stats smoke and mirrors.
NOTWITHSTANDING
Currently the NHS anticipates it has capacity for 33,000 beds to cope with people showing severe symptoms. It will be inundated so that we will have story after story of the tens of thousands who it is unable to accommodate. Most of those will remain alive. Some sadly won't do. But that figure is pretty huge and what is increasingly becoming alarming is how many deaths will occur in people who are seriously ill with other conditions. Those who in other times would have had one of those beds.If they start boasting how low they have kept the number of coronavirus deaths down to, they must be reminded that those consequential deaths will need to be added to the tally, notwithstanding any overlap.