JonT
Friday 13th March 2020 10:36am
50 posts
@Goalo - Nice, your second BN and second GWBW were my faves
My rejects for the week:
BREAKING NEWS:
1. Former footballer Ronaldinho has been arrested after entering Paraguay with a false passport. The police were contacted by thousands of former defenders with their own statements about meeting the player and being sold a dummy.
2. Twitter has flagged a manipulated video of Joe Biden as misleading, but only after it was viewed by over five million people. The site is considering placing similar warnings on the Hitler diaries, the Zinoviev letter, and Piltdown Man, but doesn't want to rush into anything.
3. As handshakes are discouraged, people have been greeting one another with elbow bumps and foot nudges. Following one meeting, a marketing executive from Barnstaple has accidentally become the Most Worshipful Grand Master of the Freemasons.
GOOD WEEK/BAD WEEK:
1. It's been a bad week for the stock markets, with historic falls and chaotic trading as a result of the coronavirus. But it's been a good week for the FTSE, which will now replace the handshake.