OPENING CEREMONY OF HEATHROW’S TERMINAL 5
Queen:
I’m pleased to announce the completion of Terminal Five
AL FAYED STEPS FORWARD RANTING:
Al Fayed:
Terminal Five! Terminal Five! See Dark Forces!
STARTS COUNTING ON HIS FINGERS
Phillip,
Charles,
Camilla,
MI6,
MI5,
(PAUSES)
MFI,
CIA,
FBI,
BBC,
CBBC,
Cbeebies,
The Terminal Five, The Terminal 5000 more like!
WALKS OFF
It's a really good idea. But it's a little underexplained.
Quote: sootyj @ March 14, 2008, 5:36 PMIt's a really good idea. But it's a little underexplained.
Yep...too rushed! Just had a text 'demanding' I go to the pub! Duty calls.
Will work on it later.
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Good stuff, that skits going places.
how about
The Queen:
"I'd like to announce the opening of Terminal 5"
Prince Phillip:
"They're coming right at us!"
(Takes a run up and jumps through the plate glass wall, in much the same manner as Father Jack)
Camera cuts to the Queen, the VIPs and the camera crews standing silently, and looking puzzled but oddly undisturbed. They then continue as normal with the ceremony.
The end. 