Was anyone at the recording?
Any clues?
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There was a 20 second video clip on Twitter hard to make out what's going on i think it was an impression of Boris Johnson there were mentions of Wordsworth and a meatpacking plant
Yeah I saw that. That's what made me realise they'd already recorded it. I'd love to get to a recording one day.
Quote: Danno @ 12th February 2020, 11:08 AMexpect to be disappointed, miffed and a tad resentful (but not in an evil way)
Ha, you've summed it up beautifully there.
I managed 5 one-liners and 2 sketches - one about Charles becoming King and the other about the lack of au pairs in the UK. Don't think either sketch was that great to be honest so not holding out much hope there!
Good luck to everyone, nice to see new and familiar faces, fingers crossed for a record performance this series 
Quote: Definitely Tarby @ 12th February 2020, 10:21 PMI read a story about a badger falling though the ceiling of a Superdrug store in full view of staff and then hiding on a shelf. A specialist team caught it and after being checked over by a vet and deemed in good health with no injuries from the fall it was released back in to the wild. A random story with a happy ending and I've been trying to think of a good week/bad week idea for it but when I start trying to think of something funny my mind goes blank so the best ideas will probably come when I'm working on something else. I better start carrying a notepad.
Ahh I didn't see that story, how annoying.... how about:
It's been a bad week for a badger that fell through the ceiling of a Superdrug store; it's been a good week for Superdrug who have announced they have a new fragrance hitting their shelves this week.
Quote: skram @ 13th February 2020, 9:03 AM.It's been a bad week for a badger that fell through the ceiling of a Superdrug store; it's been a good week for Superdrug who have announced they have a new fragrance hitting their shelves this week.
I like that. See if you can get away with saving it for next week hehe.
Quote: Stobbart42 @ 13th February 2020, 9:08 AMI like that. See if you can get away with saving it for next week hehe.
Oh it's quite a new story, I thought it was an old one that I'd missed... whoops, OK nobody pinch my joke please 
https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/post/1216993/
Or...
Good week for RSPCA staff who released back into the wild a badger which had fallen through the roof of a Superdrug store/Bad week for the badger who forgot the No More Grey he went in for
Not sure if this is something NJ would run with.....
It was a bad week for Superdrug after a badger fell through the roof of one of it's stores. And a bad week for the badger who thought it was safe in the UK after escaping from a Wuhan market
Or how about...
Bad news for the badger, who was told upon arrival that all the face masks had sold out.
Seeking warmth, fed up of being culled all the time.
I'll get me coat.
Nice. Can I burrow that?
Quote: TheTrashBat @ 13th February 2020, 12:31 PMSeeking warmth, fed up of being culled all the time.
That's good: the only snag is that the joke, when told verbally rather than in writing, takes a little time to sink in and many of the audience might not get it in a fast-moving radio show.
In any event, it's a quality joke and far superior to some of the usual NewsJack content.
Quote: Rood Eye @ 13th February 2020, 1:07 PMThat's good: the only snag is that the joke, when told verbally rather than in writing, takes a little time to sink in and many of the audience might not get it in a fast-moving radio show.
In any event, it's a quality joke and far superior to some of the usual NewsJack content.
Cheers Rood!
I was only riffing..... although it's probably better than any of the dross I submitted this week.
I hear ya, I'd probably shift 'culled' to the end of the joke if I actually used it. Give the person delivering the gag an easier job of putting some emphasis on that word.
Have they got any footage on CCTB?
Quote: Danno @ 13th February 2020, 3:30 PMHave they got any footage on CCTB?
I have to admit it took me a moment.
Nice one. 