Two new retro-characters that I'm working on. There's a series of them I'm thinking about.
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EXT - A STREET - DAY
SEAN AND PAT ARE DIGGING A HOLE IN THE ROAD.
SEAN:
Ah Jaze Pat! Sure I'm dat pfokin' tursty dat I could drink all of de points of Guinness dat's over der in dat pub.
PAT:
Ah Jaze Sean! Sure I'm dat pfokin stupid mesulph dat I don't even know what de pfok yeer talkin' about. What de pfok is Guinness and what de pfok is a pub?
SEAN:
Man, sure 'tis a terrible ting to be Oirish in dis country right enough. We have to spend all of our time pretending to be tick as a docker's sangwidge. It's sort of a way of maintaining de equilibrium isn't it wouldn't you say?
PAT:
I would so now. And sure to tink dat I'm a no-bell proize winner in dem astrophysics too an all. But hi lookit! Isn't dat yer man Jim Davidson de comeejian?
SEAN:
Aye dat's him for sure. Boys-oh. But isn't he fierce terrible funny? Jaze I'd say dat he's de funniest man in de world.
PAT:
Sure he is an' all. Him and dat Bernard Manning lad- mind he hasn't been as funny lately. But sure them fellas is great gas right enough. De future o' comedy all right.
SEAN:
Do you tink so?
PAT:
Ah I do.
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