Quote: Rood Eye @ 28th August 2019, 11:34 AMRONNIE BARKER enters a hardware store. The shopkeeper, RONNIE CORBETT, stands behind the counter.
RONNIE B: Six candles?
(RC reaches under the counter and produces a copy of "The News of the World" and a copy of the "National Enquirer")
RONNIE C: There you are.
RONNIE B: No, six candles.
(RC indicates the reading matter with his hand)
RONNIE C: Well, there you are - sick scandals!
(Tumultuous laughter, cheering and applause from audience)
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