Last and First Letter : Things You Find In A Bathroom Game Page 25

Pebbledash.

H.

We've finally dragged you down Horse

Hot Watter (not a spelling mistake - I'm from Yorkshire)

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Reaching for the toilet paper cupboard

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You have a cupboard specifically for toilet paper? Swipe me, we are posh.................

I can afford only one roll at a time and that's under the skirts of a lady wearing a crocheted crinoline dress, who stands on the window sill.

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 1st November 2019, 10:42 AM

We've finally dragged you down Horse

Hot Watter (not a spelling mistake - I'm from Yorkshire)

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Methinks Horse wished he'd never started this..

Shouldn't have had that curry last night.............................

Runny poo

odiferous whiff

Farty aroma

Acetylsaliciylic acid

Oh dear oh dear oh dear.

Dove Pure and Sensitive.

E.

Effluent

Trumps

I had hoped to add some refinement to the proceedings but.....

Sweat

T

Tiny penis

Scrotum

Max Factor mascara

Aerosol.

Long handle back scrub brush