Last and First Letter : Things You Find In A Bathroom Game Page 24

Kneeling stool.

L

Lip gloss

S

Happy Halloween
There's still a few Haribos and Moangs left in the cauldron ( and one Milky Way ) if anyone's still out

You are still upholding that ancient halloween tradition, thought up by Disney,then Kenny.

Silicone free avocado and calendula daily shine conditioner

R

F**k Halloween, bloody Yank import. We had fireworks on Nov. 5th and that was it - not like it is now, nearly every f**king night until the new year.

Rimmel Provocalips Lip Colour......................... (I used it to highlight me anus rim)

What a lovely thought, Herc.
Rug.

Quote: beaky @ 31st October 2019, 11:40 PM

What a lovely thought, Herc.
Rug.

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I can touch yours up if you let me know when you're in the UK

Grout

What a generous offer!
Turd. (I must remember to flush)

Dandruff remover.

R

I haven't visited the bathroom so often since I had that little "problem".

Rub (liquid magnesium with lemon myrtle oil,etc....the list goes on a bit)

B

Quote: beaky @ 31st October 2019, 11:52 PM

What a generous offer!
Turd.

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And think how much more attractive that would have been if you'd had some Rimmel Provocalips Lip Colour around your ring.

Quote: john tregorran @ 1st November 2019, 1:20 AM

Rub (liquid magnesium with lemon myrtle oil,etc....the list goes on a bit)

B

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Bio oil

Last sheet

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 1st November 2019, 7:20 AM

Last sheet

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or Arse!

Tube (when that last sheet has gone)

Empty Holder

when the tube has gone off for recycling

Incidentally the number across my last empty tube is :
15 19 U3 0937215 19 U3 09

R

Reaching for the toilet paper cupboard

(none there Aaaaargh)

D

.....after you've had a very satisfactory

Dump

P

( or more likely a sloppy one without a clean break )