Keyhole.
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Keyhole.
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Elastoplast (I think we may have had it before but I'm sticking with it.)
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Ted Baker Midnight Bloom Body Spray
YSL all hours foundation stick
Kangaroo
Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 31st October 2019, 8:12 AMKangaroo
Wondered where all the bog paper goes...
Oral B Toothbrush
Heaving up in loo
Bum toilet paper holder
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 31st October 2019, 9:32 AMBum toilet paper holder
A disappointing, if not wholly unsurprising, lowering of the tone.
Both of your posts today.
And Goodlad's Kangaroo was distinctly dubious, albeit in a different way, too.
Rose Mouthwash.
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(If anyone doubts it, it is a product by Floris)
Hand Cream
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. bah foiled by quick replies
Quote: A Horseradish @ 31st October 2019, 9:53 AMA disappointing, if not wholly unsurprising, lowering of the tone.
Both of your posts today.
I WAS going to use a photo of a real bum, but thought better of it lest I upset the prudes online.
Quote: Kenny Bania @ 31st October 2019, 9:59 AMHand Cream
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Morphine
E-45 cream
Quote: Billygoatscruff @ 31st October 2019, 11:44 AME-45 cream
I think we've had that twice now - where's that bloody adjudicator who started this farrago?
Maybelline of New Yoick - "Maybe she's born with it" Oh really? I couldn't give a flying f**k.
NOW you're talking..................
"Maybellene, why can't you be true?
Oh Maybellene, why can't you be true?
You've started back doing the things you used to do."
K