You have to forgive him, he's 97 next birthday you know. Marvelous for his age.
Skid marks
Last and First Letter : Things You Find In A Bathroom Game Page 11
Trust me on the........Sunscreen
Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 23rd October 2019, 10:49 AMYou have to forgive him, he's 97 next birthday you know. Marvelous for his age.
Skid marks
OI! And thanks, that image of your white Y-Fronts is going to stay with me all day now.
Quote: Kenny Bania @ 23rd October 2019, 10:44 AMThat's twice you've had to apply this recently
How about Ear drops ?
He's sharp ain't 'e - touché. 
Quote: Kenny Bania @ 23rd October 2019, 11:00 AMTrust me on the........Sunscreen
Nytol
Laxative
( No skid marks for me yet, so thought I'd better bring some on )
Extractor fan.
No7
7 bars of soap
BASTARD! (and lying toe-rag) 
Prophylactic (rinsed and drying out on the radiator ready for next time)
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 23rd October 2019, 4:14 PMBASTARD! (and lying toe-rag)
Prophylactic (rinsed and drying out on the radiator ready for next time)
I shouldn't say this but..........
What need do you have for a Prophylactic? Also when did you last use it? No - I really don't want to know.
Chapstick. (What else?)
Kitchen Roll
( my daughter manages to get so much water on the floor after a shower it's a quick way to mop it all up )
Loofah.
Harpic
Cludgie chain.
Quote: A Horseradish @ 23rd October 2019, 11:18 PMCludgie chain.
I'm astounded you know that word, 'cludgie'.
Quote: Briosaid @ 23rd October 2019, 11:41 PMI'm astounded you know that word, 'cludgie'.
I was too. Cludgie was in the back of my head and then I googled it to make sure it was right. In truth, it is probably more a word for a room with a bog in it rather than the throne itself - the type that would have a chain on the latter rather than a handle. But then posh people say "I am going to the bathroom" when they mean heading for what is in effect a cubicle inside a house so it counts. Incidentally, I have just found out it is Scottish but I don't think Scotland was where I heard it.