Oh, we've moved out of the bathroom into the bedroom of the 40's have we.
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Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 22nd October 2019, 6:58 AMOh, we've moved out of the bathroom into the bedroom of the 40's have we.
IF you have to use one (not going into the whys and wherefores 
) it has to be emptied in the bathroom and at that point it IS in the bathroom. 
By the way, now plastic, they don't ding - a long standing joke of course. 
Quote: Briosaid @ 21st October 2019, 11:52 PMI just know I'll be sitting in the bathroom at 2 a.m. looking around me for words.
Scene: Brio's bathroom. 2 a.m.
Brio is looking around for something beginning with the required letter.
She can't find anything appropriate.
Pull back to show God in the bathroom, also looking around: he can't find anything appropriate either.
Brio and God look at each other.
GOD: Shall I just create something?
Ends.
The trick is to have a virtual bathroom.
Quote: beaky @ 22nd October 2019, 12:35 PMThe trick is to have a virtual bathroom.
I don't have a virtual bathroom: mine is real - although some of the handmaidens are imaginary.
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 22nd October 2019, 9:05 AMIF you have to use one (not going into the whys and wherefores
By the way, now plastic, they don't ding - a long standing joke of course.
I didn't actually know that word so it has added to my vocabulary.
Thanks.
Ronseal kitchen and bathroom repair kit.
T.
Turd
D
If we found a turd in our bathroom we would have to blame the dog as our lavatory is not in there.
Domestos.
Quote: john tregorran @ 22nd October 2019, 10:18 PMIf we found a turd in our bathroom we would have to blame the dog as our lavatory is not in there.
Domestos.
Veet (if such a thing still exists).
The adjudicator ( 
) didn't allow this last time, so I'm re-posting it.....................
Tampax
Xylophone
My goodness, you're young there - a future Beatle.
Epaderm
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 23rd October 2019, 9:10 AMMy goodness, you're young there - a future Beatle.
Epaderm
That's twice you've had to apply this recently
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 19th October 2019, 10:40 AMHi!
Great for dry skin...................
Epaderm
Quote: Kenny Bania @ 23rd October 2019, 10:43 AMThat's twice you've had to apply this recently
How about Ear drops ?