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Last and First Letter : Things You Find In A Bathroom Game Page 4

Lynx.

Xylophage

I found a woodlouse near my bathroom skirting board today.

Quote: Rood Eye @ 18th October 2019, 11:18 PM

Xylophage

I found a woodlouse near my bathroom skirting board today.

Hahaha.

Brilliant!!! :D

Elbow testing the temperature of the water in the bath

H..

Quote: Rood Eye @ 18th October 2019, 11:18 PM

Xylophage

I found a woodlouse near my bathroom skirting board today.

Bugger! I thought I'd clinched it.

Australians call woodlice,slaters.They don't know why.

WATER.

Effluent.

P.s. we call them slaters here, too.

There are a lot of Scots here,that might explain it.

Quote: john tregorran @ 18th October 2019, 11:39 PM

There are a lot of Scots here,that might explain it.

Yes. We (secretly) rule the world. My cousins have their eyes on you, now.

The Northern Irish call them slaters, too

Towel rail

And there was me thinking we were unique.

Linoleum

Moths - for some reason we get a lot of them in the bathroom.

Reticulated python
(it came up through the bog)

That's the second spider in the bathroom

Norovirus

Must go, feeling a bit queasy

Quote: Kenny Bania @ 19th October 2019, 9:28 AM

That's the second spider in the bathroom

Norovirus

Sorry! :( Thrown him out of the window now............................he's gone.

Love the damp, these little buggers....................

Silverfish

Feeling better now, just had a quick shower, drying off, now where's the......

Hi Karate

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