Fat guy walks into a shop. Page 5

Quote: James Williams @ March 12, 2008, 11:32 PM

Curses, out pedantried.

... it still tastes of saccharine shite, even if it's sweetened with aspartame.

I hate sweeteners. Yeuch.

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And I still drink it for the taste of it - it's much better than the sugar-filled full-fat Coke IMO. In fact I once did one of those almost-mythical blind taste tests in a town centre, and I chose Diet Coke above the "other well-known brands". But a friend can't drink anything with nutrasweet in it all, it makes him gag.

Maybe he's an Iranian Mr Biggay Fateh-Cant

As for regular coke, did you know a regular coke will sink (on account of the 10 teaspoons of sugar in it), where as a can of diet coke will float.

It's why I prefer diet coke, it's less dense, and syrupy.

chip shop

Fat Bloke walks in. Slightly out of breath from walking.

FB: fish, chips and pudding please mate.

CHIPPY MAN: sorry sir, I'm not serving you.

FB: What do you mean?

CM: I think you've had quite enough.

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Quote: jdubya @ March 13, 2008, 12:07 AM

chip shop

Fat Bloke walks in. Slightly out of breath from walking.

FB: fish, chips and pudding please mate.

CHIPPY MAN: sorry sir, I'm not serving you.

FB: What do you mean?

CM: I think you've had quite enough.

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Now that's a funny fat gag...

kjs

I laughed at that too. And it's harsher, if anything.

Cheers

just read slaggs comment about sketches on other people's threads.

Sorry

Again I tend to say that, that skit has the same single entendre, nasty edge as the earlier one.

Now if you had a bouncer on the chippy door, saying you've had enough?

It's only nasty if you assume he has a gland problem. If he's just greedy - fair game I say.

now where are those smilies?

By nasty, I don't mean that certain groups should be exempt from comedy. Far from it.

What I mean is the,
"You're different ha ha,"

style of joke, just isn't very funny, and reveals negatively far more about the joke teller.

On that basis a joke about David Cameron, or Adolf Hitler, could be considered "nasty."

The point for me is there's no such thing as an unacceptable joke. Only an unfunny joke, and jokes can be ufunny in many different ways.

i think it would be funnier if he was gay.

What a gay guy staggers into a brothel, looking like he's been severely bummed. Then the brothel keeper says,

You've had enough?

Mayhap a Nazi version, where Hitler turns up at Aushwitz with a train full of Jews, and Mengler says

You've had enough.

Or maybe Stephen Wright drives upto some prositutes, and a pimp comes out and says

Maybe you've had enough?

It's the joke that keeps giving.

n.b. I would term al those jokes as "nasty" in structure not content, as is this one.

Teenager in Bridgeend goes to buy some rope, and there's a queue

poor guy had to hang around for ages.

okay. thanks. That's all that cleared up then.

http://www.reallybored.net/m_pictures/305.jpg

Lol, that is a fine joke. All jokes are funnier with a bouncer!

Knock knock

Who's there?

Those shoes are casual piss off.