Quote: A Horseradish @ 30th September 2019, 9:30 PMYeah, yeah, I concede.
Ha ha. Cured of your Brown autophobia, you'll thank us for it.
Quote: DaButt @ 30th September 2019, 9:51 PMIt's a 1978 Chevrolet Nova.
Ooh. Vauxhall didn't do a very good copy of it did they.
Possible love match for Sootyj? I suppose anyone with a shrubbery would do.
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/monty-pythons-carol-cleveland-77-20382592
Quote: Paul Wimsett @ 1st October 2019, 8:50 PMhttps://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/monty-pythons-carol-cleveland-77-20382592
Carol says, "I'd like someone who's charming, witty, bright and good fun to be with. Someone who's maybe a few years younger than me, nicely turned out, has a good sense of humour, is interested in the arts, and ideally is a fan of mine."
I'd like to find someone like that too, although an interest in the arts is not essential.
The fact of the matter is, however, that when it comes to finding such a person, Carol and I have more chance of finding Lord Lucan riding Shergar at full speed away from the Loch Ness monster.
Still, we live in hope. 
Yes,it's a shame that Melania got there first.
I've considered online dating but it's too perilous. I'm not sure I could face the peril.
Quote: Definitely Tarby @ 1st October 2019, 9:35 PMI've considered online dating but it's too perilous. I'm not sure I could face the peril.
It's great fun.
Still looking for that rich widow, Chappers? 
I know 2 men who've used online dating. One met his soul mate and has now been married for some years with a daughter. The other has had many dates but still hasn't met the right person. There's nothing to lose as long as you keep your wits about you for chancers.
If you are forty and she's 20 and laughs at all your jokes.Hide your wallet when you go to bed.
Past Australia PM has just stated deals with China, America and the EU take precedence, in other words, all those trade deals might preclude or restrict Australia in what it can offer us. Also it's not happening any time soon. But Boris said they need us more than we need them ? Easy to get trade deals. Do you think he lied for personal gain ? Here's a video of what she said: https://twitter.com/i/status/1178685195152711680
Quote: Firkin @ 2nd October 2019, 7:43 AMPast Australia PM has just stated deals with China, America and the EU take precedence, in other words, all those trade deals might preclude or restrict Australia in what it can offer us.
It was bad enough with Britain bracing itself for shortages of food and medicines after Brexit.
But now things are looking a great deal worse: no food, no medicines . . . and no boomerangs! 
Quote: Rood Eye @ 2nd October 2019, 11:34 AMand no boomerangs!
Well they did say that, once Brexit had been triggered, there would be no returning back.
Quote: Rood Eye @ 2nd October 2019, 11:34 AMno boomerangs!
And the moronic crowd tossed their sweaty nightcaps in the air and voted for ... doom.
