1 A Bonobo chimp make a pot noodle. It had testicles the size of it's head.
2 Chuck Norris snog a woman with Downs Syndrome, and declare his love for her.
I was off work today, and what did I see on TV?
That was Fern Britton, not a chimp.
Fern Britton doesn't eat pot noodles, and I don't think she has testicles.
That's what the establishment want you to think.
So what were you watching?
Danny Wallis are apes human?
Walker Texas Ranger (the best TV show ever)
Oh yes, Rufus Hound was talking about that on something. It did look quite... engaging.
Last time I was off work, I watched Perfect World. Bloody hilarious.
The film?
The Paul Kaye sitcom.
I've never heard of it. What channel was it on?
BBC Two. Very, very funny.
Quote: sootyj @ March 12, 2008, 8:41 PMDanny Wallis are apes human?
The stupidest show ever. Danny Wallace is to journalism/science what drugs are to mental health.
I'll have you know that my drugs help my mental health!
Quote: Aaron @ March 13, 2008, 3:36 PMI'll have you know that my drugs help my mental health!
Myself and the pink elephant apologise Aaron.
What about the freaking giant talking mouse?