2 sausages in a frying pan.
One says to the other "cor it's hot in here!"
The other replies "F**k me, a talking sauasage!!"
Howz about a crap joke Page 2
I got the Hanta Virus unlocking a door yesterday.
My fault I used a mon-key, and it bit me.
Quote: EllieJP @ March 12, 2008, 9:55 AM2 sausages in a frying pan.
One says to the other "cor it's hot in here!"
The other replies "F**k me, a talking sauasage!!"
Best of the past half-dozen or so.
I can say it in German too!
Erm, yeah, don't spoil it.
Quote: EllieJP @ March 12, 2008, 9:55 AM2 sausages in a frying pan.
One says to the other "cor it's hot in here!"
The other replies "F**k me, a talking sauasage!!"
What did the snowman say to the other snowman?
"Do you smell carrot?"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he thought he was a pelican.
Why did the gangster cross the road?
because it dissed him.
I know I've probably said it before on here but...
Knock knock
Who's there
Dunnup
Dunnup Who...
hee hee...I'm so childish!
Quote: Perry Nium @ March 12, 2008, 1:29 AMI bought some camouflage trousers yesterday...couldn't find them today.
Quote: EllieJP @ March 12, 2008, 2:19 PMI know I've probably said it before on here but...
Knock knock
Who's there
Dunnup
Dunnup Who...
hee hee...I'm so childish!
Quite literally a crap joke.
Whats brown and sticky?
A stick
Quote: EllieJP @ March 12, 2008, 9:55 AM2 sausages in a frying pan.
One says to the other "cor it's hot in here!"
The other replies "F**k me, a talking sauasage!!"
Whats odd about a talking sausage? The Parsnip told me it's perfectly normal.
Why do eggs make great comedians?
Because they crack a lot of yolks.
Quote: EllieJP @ March 12, 2008, 11:04 AM
I can say it in German too!
F**k me a Frankenfurter!