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It's ok. Just checked the GDPR regs and there is a claws.

You can crow all you like and call fowl, this is my roost and my cock is not moving

So stick that in your cloaca

This thread's getting to be a real hendurance test.

That's Eggsactly what I was thinking.

Blinking peck, were all at it now.
Wattle become of us?

Dunno how this one slipped thru' the net..............)

You're all pheasant pluckers

I'm so tired of hearing of friends with terminal cancer.

Quote: Briosaid @ 12th July 2019, 8:59 PM

I'm so tired of hearing of friends with terminal cancer.

As bad news goes, that is pretty bad I have to agree. :(

Bought some WD40 as I read it's good for getting glue off UPVC and it did the job perfick. Doesn't smell as potent as I remember though like the formula has become more diluted.

Quote: Definitely Tarby @ 15th July 2019, 3:49 PM

Bought some WD40 as I read it's good for getting glue off UPVC and it did the job perfick. Doesn't smell as potent as I remember though like the formula has become more diluted.

Tip of the Day - is VERY GOOD at getting chewing gum out of a carpet!

2nd tip of the day. Do not spray it on electricals even though it might say you can.
Any heat or spark, it goes up grand.
Someone once burned a forklift to the ground. The fire brigade sprayed water on a shell of a forklift

This is why we need some women around here, to help us avoid WD40 discussions.

Quote: chipolata @ 15th July 2019, 8:20 PM

This is why we need some women around here, to help us avoid WD40 discussions.

What colour is it?

Quote: chipolata @ 15th July 2019, 8:20 PM

This is why we need some women around here, to help us avoid WD40 discussions.

What one mention and two tips - hardly a discussion. Don't come running to me when you get chewing gum in yer carpet! :P

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