How do crumbly cheeses have sex?
Caerphilly
Howz about a crap joke
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>_<
And then they have a baby bel?
Ban him ban him ban him!
Who me?
I atleast wanna be banned for a properly bad joke?
Like, 2 fish in a tank.
One says do you know how to drive this thing?
You hear about the clown who got fired from the circus?
Hes suing for funfair dismissal 
Rename this the excellent jokes thread!
Quote: zooo @ March 12, 2008, 12:31 AMRename this the excellent jokes thread!
You do it! You're a global moderator! 
Nooo. It would be rude!
What do you call 300 clowns, fed feet first into a sausage machine?
Excessive mercy.
I hate clowns, and small dogs.
You hear about the kid who died in a big bowl of cereal while filming a Kellogs advert?
He was pulled under by a strong currant
Kinda like the guy who drowned in the beer vat, at the brewery.
He got out for a piss twice.
I bought some camouflage trousers yesterday...couldn't find them today.
This thread rules.