In Thailand, a 51-year-old British man kicked his 29-year-old Thai wife to death after she refused to have sex with him.
While awaiting trial for murder in a Thai prison, the man has been found dead - having suffered serious injuries which the prison authorities are unable to explain.
Commendable honesty from the Thai authorities, I think.
If that had happened in a British prison, an official enquiry would very quickly have found that the man kicked himself to death in a fit of remorse.
Has your wife got you sleeping in the spare room?
Quote: Paul Wimsett @ 14th April 2019, 1:46 PMHas your wife got you sleeping in the spare room?
I prefer to say she's been banished to the main bedroom.
Certainly a lot of sex on your mind.
Certainly a frustrated newsreader!! Surely someone on this site can get him a job on breakfast TV or even earlier or summat.
Or how about a news researcher? Would you like that Mr Rood? 
Quote: Paul Wimsett @ 14th April 2019, 4:26 PMCertainly a lot of sex on your mind.
That could well be true.
I mean, whenever I hear your name, my immediate thought is "****". 
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 14th April 2019, 4:42 PMCertainly a frustrated newsreader!! Surely someone on this site can get him a job on breakfast TV or even earlier or summat.
Or how about a news researcher? Would you like that Mr Rood?
They all sound like great ideas to me.
Move over, Alan Partridge!
Quote: Rood Eye @ 14th April 2019, 5:51 PMThat could well be true.
I mean, whenever I hear your name, my immediate thought is "****".
I think he lives nearer to me than you, Rood. Another one bites the dust. :-/
Quote: Old Lady Leg @ 14th April 2019, 6:46 PMAnother one bites the dust.
Story of my life. 
"Shall I tell you about my life? They say I'm a man of the world." (Fleetwood Mac)