Oh for f**k's sake NOW this load of B-shit is going to drag on even longer - end of October is it!?!?!? The Beeb were almost orgasmic this morning over the chance to devote everything to it. 
I read the news today oh boy! Page 2,030
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Think on this one:
The perpetual Brexit-Date uncertainty is probably causing far more damage than a No-Deal Brexit would.
Nice to see Julian Assange sporting a lovely Uncle Albert beard.
The controversial philosopher Sir Roger Scruton was fired as a Government adviser today over a series of remarks in a magazine interview.
As a man of considerable education and intelligence, he should have learnt by now that free speech in Britain has been dead for quite some time.
It became terminally ill when we were no longer allowed to hold members of ethnic and religious minorities accountable for their crimes and misdemeanours in the same ways that we hold members of ethnic and religious majorities responsible.
Shortly thereafter, it flatlined when we were no longer allowed to complain about being no longer allowed to hold members of ethnic and religious minorities accountable for their crimes and misdemeanours in the same ways that we hold members of ethnic and religious majorities responsible.
Pamela Anderson today accused Britain of being America's bitch and having allowed the arrest of Julian Assange because Britain needed a diversion from all the idiotic Brexit bullshit.
I do like a woman who speaks her mind.
Unless she's a Gorgonesque, man-hating, feminist nutcase, of course.
When a man such as Richard Madeley says in the media that he goes commando, what he is actually saying is that he doesn't have to do his own clothes washing and ironing, Because there is no bloke on earth who would wash and iron seven pairs of trousers every week.
Quote: Rood Eye @ 11th April 2019, 2:22 PMPamela Anderson today accused Britain of being America's bitch and having allowed the arrest of Julian Assange because Britain needed a diversion from all the idiotic Brexit bullshit.
So said Assange's "bitch", who now needs a "diversion" due to her "idiotic bullshit" being arrested. She's probably off down death row to find her next hubby. Let's roast Pamela... or would that be melt Pamela....
I'd like to get David Hasslehoffs views on the whole thing, you know in the interest of balance.
An article in today's paper casually mentions that a 16-year-old Emmerdale actor is dating a 22-year-old woman.
They've been together for 18 months.
Can you imagine the outcry if a 22-year-old soap actor had been dating a 16-year-old girl for the past 18 months?
And they talk about equality of the sexes!
The only reason why people have issues with a hard border on the island of Ireland is that they lazily assume they will always want to travel between the north and the south without being challenged at gunpoint by heavily armed soldiers.
The problem can easily be solved by building along the entire length of the border the world's biggest shopping mall, traditional boozer, Sky Sports and brothel complex. This would remove any desire to travel further than the border itself.
Alternatively the border could be turned into something unequivocally positive like a two mile wide SSSI for endangered species which to facilitate breeding mustn't ever be entered, let alone traversed.
Also, are all of the hardcore ERG people on amyl nitrate or is it just Crispin Blunt?
Julian Assange emerged today from the Ecuadorian Embassy looking like, well, Julian Assange. He had not had a sex change unlike Bradley Manning and the great songwriter the late Wally Stott. And judging by the number of people who were in close proximity to him and his trousers, he had not resorted to going commando during the last seven years. There was no aura whatsoever of arse juice.
Sporting a cool hipster beard which just screamed "hey, I'm up with the current trends so, yes, they did give me a television", one was reminded of his relative by marriage, George Assang (curiously without an e). Well, I was.
Readers with long memories will recall that he too was ahead of his time by releasing the first rock n roll record in Australia. It was under the fake name Vic Sabrino so that basic sort of undercover tactic may have been acquired early. Here it is if anyone fancies a hand jive.
It sounds like something you'd hear as a news item from The Two Ronnies but I kid you not - the University of Kent has suspended its free speech society, Liberty Union.
Apparently, when discussing security on the campus, a member of their WhatsApp group said 'We need a student watch. like neighbourhood watch but with cool brownshirts, cute armbands and billy clubs.'
The society has been suspended until June 14 and members have been ordered to attend equality and diversity training classes.
You couldn't make it up.
While irrelevant fringe sorts might talk about fascist tendencies, the one thing that can be said about Dame Margaret Beckett is that she just gets sexier and sexier the more she travels through very old age in highly paid "socialist" employment,
This is the woman who allegedly signed Corbyn's nomination papers to be party leader on the grounds that there was no way that he could possibly win, the far left needed to be democratically represented among the candidates and his then anti EU position was entirely irrelevant.