Identity politics is the reason why there is so little news about Brexit.
Rebecca Long-Bailey must race a bill through Parliament to reintroduce the death penalty for anyone who has not painted themselves from head to toe in the colours of the rainbow,
This would erase all identities and enable us to get our unprejudiced country back.
I can't be the only one to have noticed her Hollywood style charisma.
So, my daughter flew off to Syria when she was just eight. All she said was "Mum, I have to destroy western civilization". No, I couldn't have stopped her. I had been working flat out to get the cancer research brand up above Amazon in the marketing charts. LBC was always on in the office. So it was, like, around the 3,000th time I heard our advert, I went into a deep depression and became dysfunctional .
So, yeah, it was only medicinal cannabis - which I had to grow on my own window ledge - which enabled me overnight to go from it being impossible to move from my bed to jetting off to the desert. Luckily I met her there. My daughter. It was an entire coincidence really as there was only a permanent tabloid newspaper networking loop between me and her from the moment she scarpered.
So, like, I gets into the camp - the one in which tents are arranged to conceal a state of the art hospital and the studio where they make the beheadings vids - and she says "Mum, look, listen, you are 25. That means although you have no diagnosed illness that you will be old and dead within hours. Don't you think it is about time you made a will out all in my name? It isn't as if there isn't the caring support of commercial radio advertising to advise you".
Well, I suppose she is right. I jotted down the number as soon as I heard it 38 times during the Lord O'Haw-Haw phone in show. You know, like, so, the one in which he twists everything around so that the north becomes the south, the sun becomes the moon and a natural happiness becomes gut-wrenching misery.
Like, she rang me again yesterday. My daughter. She says she doesn't want to come back because there is sooo too much, like, knife crime in Londaahn but could I make sure to opt for the cheapest funeral as to do anything else would be totally irresponsible. She's 11 now and, yes, there is no suppose about it. She is, of course, right.
As a modern woman, she fully comprehends that us oldies don't understand things. We've failed. We've failed to be sufficiently radicalised out of our non radical states by the mass media in its state endorsed programmes of radicalisation. So, like, we shouldn't even be allowed to vote in this progressive society. I do agree with that truth. It can't be argued with.
Hello Mary Lou, dear. Jason here. It warmed the cockles of me heart to hear your story. Take it from a wise old git who has seen a lot of life. I'm coming up to 39 and old enough to be your grandfather.
My son Orwell got me one of them nooses with a buzzer so I didn't set light to meself when he was covering the NFL and playing golf in Atlanta. It wasn't that he was worried about me but I was just another nail in his handicap after Corbyn who was beginning to give him the yips on every intercourse.
Not everything works out. The buzzer didn't so now I have that screen thing across my living room window. The one which shows my every move to passers by so that some total stranger might come to the rescue. There should be a radio commercial for it 23 times an hour. Get yer heads out of yer ipods and check to see that the old folks are bein' normal.
Legal cannabis. What is that about? They ain't gonna stop the skunk trade at the bus garage are they. You know the problem. People are as bored as f**k with this Brexit lark. I've recently transgendered just to lively up mesel'. If that Prodigy geezer had done the same he would still be alive today.
You and me darlin'. We could make a good team. My fifth ex wife says you would be good for me. We could listen to LBC together before the divorce laws are loosened.
Did you vote Brexit? I voted Brexit. Everyone round here voted Brexit. We could talk Brexit. We could only talk Brexit. We could only ever talk Brexit. For ever more. LIke that Daniel Anderson from Nurn - Nurn which he saze is pronounced Nurn - who is against Brexit every minute of every night. He rarely sees daylight either so all the teenagers are affected too..
Bob Dylan is planning to open a whiskey distillery in the autumn of 2020. His whiskey is going to be called "Heaven's Door". No doubt the company slogan is going to be "Heaven's Door: don't knock it till you've tried it".
Quote: Rood Eye @ 9th April 2019, 9:56 PMBob Dylan is planning to open a whiskey distillery in the autumn of 2020. His whiskey is going to be called "Heaven's Door". No doubt the company slogan is going to be "Heaven's Door: don't knock it till you've tried it".
Dylan is one of the last people alive who is worthy of any respect because he hasn't jackbooted over democracy.
I can't now be arsed to listen to anyone who has done and in future I shall be voting for the Communists.
The main thing about Easter ducklings is that they all smell and taste of lovely chocolate.
A three year old down the road told me that while dressed as a tangerine and puce coloured ghost.
Watching Trump with Melania in the background and said 'How the hell can she go to bed with that?' Only answer can be 'money'. Certainly not intellect. * falls about laughing along with half the world's population*
Quote: Briosaid @ 10th April 2019, 12:14 AMWatching Trump with Melania in the background and said 'How the hell can she go to bed with that?' Only answer can be 'money'. Certainly not intellect. * falls about laughing along with half the world's population*
Money aside, perhaps he's got a big willy, but would you believe him if he said that.
Quote: Briosaid @ 10th April 2019, 12:14 AMWatching Trump with Melania in the background and said 'How the hell can she go to bed with that?'
I'm not sure she does anymore. She seems to look at him with the exact same level of contempt as the rest of the world.
Ladies, please avert your eyes.....................
Not what I read, but summat my wife insisted on reading out at the weekend "Raquel Welch never posed nude because her nipples were so dark" Bordering on black it seems...................just can't picture that somehow.
AND John Lennon's fling with Alma Cogan was more than a one-night stand, which I had read many moons ago, but can't remember in what book.
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 10th April 2019, 11:51 AMJohn Lennon's fling with Alma Cogan
So, she'd f**k a Beatle but wouldn't do the tango with an Eskimo?
Racist cow! 
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 10th April 2019, 11:51 AMLadies, please avert your eyes.....................
Not what I read, but summat my wife insisted on reading out at the weekend "Raquel Welch never posed nude because her nipples were so dark" Bordering on black it seems...................just can't picture that somehow.
AND John Lennon's fling with Alma Cogan was more than a one-night stand, which I had read many moons ago, but can't remember in what book.
Yes I saw both those stories. Apparently Raquel Welch is of Bolivian descent which I'd never considered.
Also even at the age of 8 I realised there was something special about Alma Cogan (RIP).
Have just returned from Millwall. This was the tenth of my football based social survey visits in ths country this season following on from Exeter, Ipswich, Newcastle, Charlton, Aston Villa, Southampton, QPR, Sutton Utd and Arsenal. The principal aim is to get behind the bollocks in the media and their fake bogeymen agendas to discover how things really are and tell truths as opposed to lies.
I am happy to advise that Millwall football club is a beautiful place in a deprived area, full of sweet, friendly, elderly gentleman, well behaved children and teenagers, and the spirited disabled along with significant elements of people from ethnic backgrounds and women of all ages, plus there is a community food bank.
Not one act of violence was witnessed, nor was any racist comment heard for the entire duration.
I assess that this is among the most tolerant and patient areas of the country I have visited, given the lifelong states of poverty that have blighted most of the supporters wellbeing and a not very talented football team. And yes I intend to return there very soon.
The elites decided to create a signal failure at South Bermondsey 15 minutes before the end of the match. This required all to make considerable detours in order to get home. I suppose that, yes, it did enable the police to be engaged in a useful training exercise of galloping their horses to the backdrop of sirens which occurred with some drama Surrey Quays side.
But other than that such a deliberate willful act from the toffs served little purpose other than to demoralize. It didn't succeed and the f word which is no more prevalent than at any other of the grounds did not increase in frequency at the bus stops or on the streets.
There was an aspect to the scenario which was almost heavenly. That aspect was that there was not a rich twerp - the sort who who supports Labour, the LIb Dems, the Nationalists, the Greens, the Tigs, the Conservatives, the ERG or UKIP - in sight.
When it comes to the predominantly though not exclusively white liberal-in-one-way-or-another and overly wealthy Brits, there may increasingly be a strong argument for enforced repatriation to the EU. Simultaneously, we will keep our diverse working class who will benefit from their seized money.
I should like to dedicate this post to my mother who had the privilege of being born near the Walworth Road and whose socio-environmental genes I have inherited whatever the subsequent independent school and university education which were both in what they offered severely lacking (much as most of the so-called educated in politics and the media are). .
Quote: Chappers @ 10th April 2019, 5:33 PMYes I saw both those stories. Apparently Raquel Welch is of Bolivian descent which I'd never considered.
Also even at the age of 8 I realised there was something special about Alma Cogan (RIP).
Both very sexy ladies. I remember we used to watch The Alma Cogan Show around a neighbour's house who was the first person in the street to get a TV, and my mum and that lady used to watch avidly at the fabulous dresses she used to wear each week..
#EDIT
Just bought this DVD on eBay for £2.70 post paid: - ( nearly 3 hours of vintage TV - really looking forward to it. Look at the other people on it!)
Alma Cogan on TV
Alma Cogan was one of the brightest and highest paid stars of music and television during the 1950's. Her dresses and glamour were legendary and she was dubbed 'The Girl With The Giggle In Her Voice'. Throughout the mid 50's she was the most consistently successful female singer in the UK and appeared on TV almost weekly. Now for the first time this DVD brings together some of Alma's fabulous full performances from her own TV shows and her appearances on other stars shows. So it's time again now to sit back and enjoy the Golden Age of Television once more with one of Britain's Finest Performers. Amongst Alma's Guests Are: Cliff Richard, Morecambe & Wise, Adam Faith, The Everly Brothers, Winifred Atwell. Alma's Performances Include: Hello Young Lovers, You Made Me Love You, Night And Day, Begin The Beguine and many more. Extra features include rare footage of Alma Cogan on The Cliff Richard Show and The Lonny Donegan Show.
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 10th April 2019, 11:47 PMJust bought this DVD on eBay for £2.70 post paid: - nearly 3 hours of vintage TV
Alma Cogan on TV
That sounds like £2.70 well spent!
Quote: Rood Eye @ 10th April 2019, 11:53 PMThat sounds like £2.70 well spent!
Also available on Amazon for a few pence more: -
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Alma-Cogan-TV-DVD/dp/B003CYUEL6?ref_=nav_signin&