Yup. 
(Bonus points if you sound anything like Frankie Boyle, of course.)
Quote: Perry Nium @ March 11, 2008, 12:36 AM68. She gave me a bj and I owed her one.
Boom boom! I do comedy me.
F**k off, I do.
Favourite Position? Page 3
Quote: zooo @ March 11, 2008, 12:47 AMYup.
(Bonus points if you sound anything like Frankie Boyle, of course.)
Em, dunno. Not sure where he's from and never heard him...
Glasgow.
Let's just pretend you do.
Whatever floats your boat. Or, as you're a zooo, whatever floats your ark...
First place! We're talking about cross country running right?
Typical guy.....always wants to come first!
Downward facing dog. Woof!
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ March 11, 2008, 4:47 PMTypical guy.....always wants to come first!
I'm not a fan of the rear.
I thought most guys love comming from behind at the last minute just as you are finishing.
God, I have a lot to learn about running!
Me on top, her not screaming for help because no one can hear her.
Is this you then?
Or are we thinking about something a whole lot darker?! 
I think if you check my back catalogue of posts, I was going for the good old fashioned mainstream "rape" joke. Though the confusion is my own fault for omitting to include a weapon (I'm thinking... nightstick, anyone?)
Cucumber. It's a weapon right?
Or a friend
Or a poor, innocent vegetable. 