Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ 6th May 2019, 11:09 AM
Then the hard bit, write them down before you forget. 
Haven't written comedy for years, but for Only Connect questions I annoyingly have great ideas as soon as I get into bed WHEN I'M TRYING TO NOD OFF........................Grrrrrrrrrrrrr.
SO, rather than have a paper and pen, which is virtually no good in the dark, I have a small hand held dictaphone on the bedside table which IS usable in the dark. In fact, I only have to stick one hand out to use it and can stay snuggly in bed. 
Speaking of which - Free old joke:-
Secretary to boss "Can I use your dictaphone?"
Boss " No! Use your finger like everyone else!"