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MOPY TEENAGER ON THE PHONE, WITH A STRONG WELSH ACCENT.

TEENAGER
So like lifes really pointless innit, I mean it's like what are we all living for, and shit. So like might as well hang myself.
PAUSE
You think, I shouldn't, it'd be a waste, it's my life innit.
PAUSE
What do you mean hangings a waste not suicide?
PAUSE
So you're saying if I blow my self up infront of the US embassy, I'll definitely get laid in heaven, and my zits will be cured. F**k you, your worse than my parents.
CUT TO TERRORIST IN CAVE WITH PHONE TALKING TO ANOTHER TERRORIST
TERRORIST1
This Bridge End suicide hotline, really isn't working.

Yes, children committing suicide is hilarious isn't it? (rhetorical)

Depends if you consider the purpose of comedy is making people laugh?

People laugh at kids dying for no good reason.....that's sick!

Worked for me.
Just count me in as another sick motherf**ker.
Motherf**king - that's funny too.

My next job interview:
"After a cursory perusal of the web, Mr Williams, we see that you find suicide and 'motherf**king' sources of comedy."
"Er..."
"You'll be glad to know that most of our employees are motherf**kers who I wish dead. Welcome aboard."

You've tried it then James? Was she any good?

I've had better.
Your avatar isn't helping.

Quote: Up4it @ March 10, 2008, 10:26 PM

People laugh at kids dying for no good reason.....that's sick!

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We're all sick.

Bleeuuurrggh!

Quote: James Williams @ March 10, 2008, 10:37 PM

I've had better.
Your avatar isn't helping.

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Typical James, blames someone else for his own inadequacies.

It looks like the bloke's being rubbed up the wrong way by an insane sock puppet.

Isn't it good netiquette to have cyber sex by PM, or in a private chat room.

How right you are.

Are you propositioning me?

Awful sketch not funny at all.Why would anyone think it was ?????