British Comedy Guide

Water

A quick sketch. Any good?

INT. BEDROOM – NIGHT

VERY DRUNK, BRIAN CREEPS INTO BED WITH A FULL PINT GLASS OF WATER, TRYING NOT TO WAKE HIS SLEEPING GIRLFRIEND.

HE SLEEPILY RAISES THE GLASS TO HIS LIPS.

INT. BEDROOM – LATER

BRIAN SLEEPS UNEASILY. HE WAKES UP. AT FIRST HE’S FAIRLY CONTENT – UNTIL HE STARTS TO FEEL THE DAMP BED AROUND HIM.

BRIAN
(Quietly; to himself)
Oh no... I pissed myself!

HE LOOKS NERVOUSLY OVER TO THE SLEEPING GIRLFRIEND. AND THEN STARTS TO FEEL UNDER HIS BACK/ARSE. SUDDEN RELIEF.

BRIAN
Oh, wait a minute...

HE PULLS OUT THE BLOODY SHATTERED REMAINS OF THE PINT GLASS FROM UNDER HIM.

BRIAN
Phew!

Yeah I liked it although it shocked me to start with. The bed should be covered in blood.

Visually this would be much better than written. I was thinking the same about LOTS of blood - and maybe a dismembered member (am I sick?).

Its feels like a joke from a film rather then an individual sketch. It's o.k though.

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