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Quote: Briosaid @ 22nd December 2018, 8:36 PM

Where's the Grim Reaper when arseholes like Mogg, Johnson, Farage and Davis are allowed to roam free?

You might also have mentioned Jeremy Corbyn, John McDonnell & Diane Abbott of course.

Quote: Briosaid @ 22nd December 2018, 8:36 PM

Where's the Grim Reaper . . . ?

The Grim Reaper is notorious for visiting people in the wrong order.

Quote: Billy Bunter @ 23rd December 2018, 10:20 AM

You might also have mentioned Jeremy Corbyn, John McDonnell & Diane Abbott of course.

I'm saving that for when they're in power.
:D

Quote: Briosaid @ 22nd December 2018, 8:36 PM

Paddy Ashdown. Not an entertainer but a good man, nevertheless.
Where's the Grim Reaper when arseholes like Mogg, Johnson, Farage and Davis are allowed to roam free?

That was a Lib Dem who had his head screwed on. Not like that senile old git Cable.

Quote: Chappers @ 24th December 2018, 10:12 PM

That was a Lib Dem who had his head screwed on. Not like that senile old git Cable.

Cable is too old.

Quote: Briosaid @ 24th December 2018, 10:41 PM

Cable is too old.

We agree - again! At this rate - no on second thoughts!

Quote: Chappers @ 24th December 2018, 10:12 PM

that senile old git Cable.

He must be a miserable sod.

If he had even the slightest sense of humour, he would have called one of his sons "Clark".

Quote: Chappers @ 24th December 2018, 10:57 PM

We agree - again! At this rate - no on second thoughts!

I'll make a Scotsman of you yet. What are your feelings about deep fried Mars bars and bagpipes?

Quote: Briosaid @ 24th December 2018, 11:07 PM

I'll make a Scotsman of you yet. What are your feelings about deep fried Mars bars and bagpipes?

Is that a Scotch mixed grill?

Quote: Briosaid @ 24th December 2018, 11:07 PM

I'll make a Scotsman of you yet.

Don't all Englishmen go to Scotland when they die? Or is that Paris?

Quote: Paul Wimsett @ 25th December 2018, 6:24 PM

Don't all Englishmen go to Scotland when they die? Or is that Paris?

The good ones are given that choice: the bad ones stay in England.

Quote: Rood Eye @ 25th December 2018, 7:13 PM

The good ones are given that choice:

I'll think I'll pass.
:P

June Whitfield aged 93. I have some sort of vague memory, as a child, of hearing her on a radio programme my parents listened to.

Quote: Briosaid @ 29th December 2018, 9:15 PM

June Whitfield aged 93. I have some sort of vague memory, as a child, of hearing her on a radio programme my parents listened to.

Take it from here? Oooh Ron!

Blood Donor !

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