I've just been watching "Live at the Apollo".
One of the guests was a young Scottish woman called Fern Brady whose act consisted mainly of attacking people who aren't particularly fond of homosexuality, in theory or in practice.
She denounced Arlene Foster, the leader of the DUP, as a closet lesbian and went on to state as a fact that anybody who disapproves of homosexuality is him/herself gay. Does that mean that, if spiders make you feel uncomfortable, you are in fact a spider yourself? I hope not because I know lots of people who aren't keen on spiders and I can't, for the life of me, figure out where all those people are hiding their extra legs!
Also, by Ms Brady's logic, all those people in Scotland, Wales and Ireland who aren't at all keen on the English must themselves be English!
And does she think all anti-Semites are themselves Jewish?
The most worrying thing, of course, is that by Ms Brady's logic, all the people who watched her act and quickly realised she was talking complete and utter nonsense must themselves be Fern Brady.
Christ - as if one of them wasn't more than enough!