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TWO NEWS READERS ARE READING NEWS IN A CAVE, ONE IS IN A BURQA, THE OTHER LOOKS SUSPICOULY LIKE OSAMA BINLADEN

OSAMA
Hello and welcome to Al Quaeda TV, good evening. It will be you last infidels!

WOMAN
Later on for kids we'll be showing Blue Jihad, and learning how to make homemade semtex just like mum does.

OSAMA
But make sure you ask an adult to turn the oven on for you.

WOMAN
Followed by are popular reality TV show "I'm a hostage get me out of here."

OSAMA
Then it's our late film, that wacky Hezbollah comedy, "Honey I Scud the Yids,"

Quote: sootyj @ March 9, 2008, 9:06 PM

...."Honey I Scud the Yids,"

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Funny!

Truly.

Hurray!

Yes, believe it or not, I do look for the funny bits and I point them out when I see them.

Unlike some people...

A five day old post that no one replied to. I found the funny bit and pointed it out.

You know what you can do with your bristling at my sarcasm.
Yes you do.

I have already stuffed it up my arse.
It was quite pleasant.

I'm sure it was. And, given the info you've posted in the forums over the last few days, one can easily visualize how you did it standing up!

...I don't get it.
But I'm sure it was cutting and hilarious.

Oh you got it---up against the wall beeotch!

Ahhh. I see! >_<