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Why is it that politicians can go around kissing babies and it shows what kind caring people they are. But when I do it I have to go on a "register"?

Because they don't (normally) do it with their cock.

Quote: Aaron @ March 9, 2008, 4:32 PM

Because they don't (normally) do it with their cock.

Laughing out loud

You scored as a Communist
You are a Communist
Communist
73%
Anarchist
68%
Socialist
65%
Nazi or Ultra-nationalist
58%
Republican
43%
Neo-Conservatist
33%
Democrat
33%
Zionist
25%
Liberalist
13%

What Political stance are you at?
You scored as a Socialist
You are a Socialist (not the same as a Communist, mind you.)
Socialist
95%
Communist
85%
Democrat
85%
Anarchist
50%
Zionist
30%
Neo-Conservatist
25%
Republican
23%
Nazi or Ultra-nationalist
10%
Liberalist
0%

I dot like the 10% Nazi. My grandad will turn in his grave.

Wow 95%!

I resent being told I'm any percent nazi too, to be honest!

Yea something must be wrong there. I am no f**king Nazi. I have no idea what a Zionist is either. Very confusing.

Quote: zooo @ March 9, 2008, 5:26 PM

I resent being told I'm any percent nazi too, to be honest!

You have to remember that these are by the odd American definitions though, Great One! Some bloody weird categories there that just don't have any real equivalent in our relatively sane political system.

Quote: Charley @ March 9, 2008, 5:27 PM

I am no f**king Nazi.

I thought you'd f**k anything?

Quote: Aaron @ March 9, 2008, 5:29 PM

You have to remember that these are by the odd American definitions though, Great One! Some bloody weird categories there that just don't have any real equivalent in our relatively sane political system.

I thought you'd f**k anything?

Well I will. But I would kill the Nastzi Nasty, afterwards.

http://www.politicalcompass.org/test
A UK one.

I am this. Whatever thef**k it means.
Your political compass
Economic Left/Right: -2.38
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -3.23

Yay, I like this one better. I am =

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In almost the same place as Gandhi, The Dalai Lama and Nelson Mandela.
Hee.

According to that, I'm as liberal as Friedman, and as right-wing as Hitler. Laughing out loud

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This question was retarded: "astrology accurately explains many things". What does that have to with your political standing? Besides being a superstitious person?

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Quote: Curt @ March 9, 2008, 10:29 PM

This question was retarded: "astrology accurately explains many things". What does that have to with your political standing?

No more or less than religion!

Quote: Aaron @ March 9, 2008, 11:27 PM

No more or less than religion!

Laughing out loud true true.

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