Bit of a frostyboy thread this but f**k it! 'scuse the pun.
Favourite Position?
Sitting down.
Centre forward.
Up against the wall please! If you're offering.
Outside centre...
But if we're talking naughty...cow girl!
The girls had to lower the tone *shakes head* Great!
Quote: zooo @ March 9, 2008, 4:46 PMUp against the wall please! If you're offering.
Oh my!!!
I'm hyperventilating (but not in a heavy-breathing stalker kind of way!)
Any of those mentioned in my sig.
I dont care TBH. As long as it is hard & dirty.
Quote: zooo @ March 9, 2008, 4:46 PMUp against the wall please! If you're offering.
I've noticed this prediliction before. I think a new teaching in the Homoble is required;
"And thou shalt,
If thou art a male and a fitteh,
Taketh the Great Leader and push her up against a wall,
Thus verily taking her hard and fast,
And with much vigour,
Thou shalt endeavour to make her cum before thineself."
I already live by the last line. And half-way there with the second. I think I'll have to get David Tennant to fulfill the rest though!
Would be most appreciated!
Quote: Aaron @ March 9, 2008, 5:16 PMI've noticed this prediliction before. I think a new teaching in the Homoble is required;
"And thou shalt,
If thou art a male and a fitteh,
Taketh the Great Leader and push her up against a wall,
Thus verily taking her hard and fast,
And with much vigour,
Thou shalt endeavour to make her cum before thineself."
Oh deary dear! I was hyperventilating, now I'm about to faint!!
The Homoble will be the first religious text with an 18 certificate on it!
18? That's a bit optimistic!