British Comedy Guide

Far from the Mulling Mob

Donald Trump is on stage addressing a crowd of heavily armed Trumpanzees

DT:
Ok people , as you know we need to destroy ISIS

Loud cheers followed by shots in the air and a few 'F**k Yeah's'

DT
When these people find a criminal, they don't have court cases like us with due process, they just string them up

The crowd are just shrugging their shoulders so Donald tries to whip them up

DT
They kill people for just being Gay or Jewish

The crowd are now dead silent

DT
They murder anyone with a liberal mind!

Again the crowd falls silent

DT
They don't belive in equal rights and they don't want women to have the vote

The crowd is now deadly silent until a lone voice shouts out

MAN IN CROWD
Whats your point?

DT:
My point is 'Lets make America Great Again by beating them at their own game!'

Crowd goes wild

DT
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! LET'S BEAT THEM AT THEIR OWN GAME!

<the crowd goes absolutely wild>

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I like the skit, I like the end, but it does feel like it's hanging on for a final topper. I submit my suggestion above.

Kief I many have my doubts about how you spell your name but you sir can make a punchline I'll give you that, I've just put that in and it scans all the better for it so thanks mate :)

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