I was thinking of giving Tranzfiction more variety
What do peeps think of the script before its drawn
Badly dressed comedian, Attempting 'Tony Clifton' vibe- small venue with stroppy audience, single spot light.
'Bought some loo paper yesterday. It was double the price of other stuff. But cheaper than having a Claridges adventure,... if you get the connection.
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do people really go to all the trouble of substituting brass taps when they nick the gold ones ?
[No reaction from audience ]
Useful perk to keep in mind if your ever invited to a plumbing sleep over ...or offenders rehabilitation program.
[Audience going to sleep]
[Louder -]
So what was different about this paper - Was it triple ply, embossed with the royal crest, Short quotes of though for the day in flamboyant script? Perhaps the answer to some quiz question nobody has yet though of asking. ?
[Looks around ]
Nope.
It was just silky smooooth. Very nice to touch. Like a silk tie in fact. Quite durable too.
I thought about wearing it tonight but that would have been a touch formal.
White tie...
Makes a good dickie bow, ..shot of metallic spray paint. - dress to impress is what I say. ...
[Slight snikker from crowd ]
Not happy about the sello tape of course...
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Id have preferred elastic....
Boos
Tony trips leaving the stage
