A woman walks into a bar.
She says "Ooooh!" 'cos it's a chocolate bar.
What have you eaten today? Page 8
Ruby walks into a bar.
She says "Oooh!" 'cos it's filled with sweeties and 50s kitsch.
Surely she walks into a Diner?
A man walks into a bra.
"Sorry - I'm dyslexic."
Quote: David Chapman @ March 8, 2008, 11:55 PMA man walks into a bra.
Knocks over a few jugs!
I didn't notice the difference.
4 nails, 1 booger, 2 toe jams & a part of a chicken that said it was breast.
I have eaten copiuos amounts of alcohol and 2 peanuts and various bodily fluids
Quote: Aaron @ March 8, 2008, 11:37 PM
Ruby walks into a bar.
She says "Oooh!" 'cos it's filled with sweeties and 50s kitsch.
You say that as if you think you know me!
I'm very into kawaii at the mo too!
Beer.
I am SOOOOOOOOOOO full on the BIGGEST plate of Spag Bol ever.
Quote: Leevil @ March 8, 2008, 11:55 PMKnocks over a few jugs!
good ones Leevil and David.
I have been playing at the EDF semi-finals today [that's rugby union Aaron]. Playing my instrument that is and it was f**king freezing so now I am full of pizza and hot coffee. Boring but true and designed to make Ellie jealous.
I was hoping for a bit of cock. Sadly the hubby said "I would much rather you did not, but thanks anyway".
Quote: roscoff @ March 22, 2008, 10:14 PMI have been playing at the EDF semi-finals today [that's rugby union Aaron]. Playing my instrument that is and it was f**king freezing so now I am full of pizza and hot coffee. Boring but true and designed to make Ellie jealous.
I am jealous - of the pizza! Oh and playing rugby - it's a thing of the past for me - well until my ankle heals! Damn you Roscoff!
Quote: Charley @ March 22, 2008, 10:23 PMI was hoping for a bit of cock. Sadly the hubby said "I would much rather you did not, but thanks anyway".
Ditto!