Quote: Ben @ 7th May 2018, 7:14 PMBen has a delightful coffee on the go, but sadly he has to start the dreaded hoovering afterwards.
You must be a very messy coffee maker, Ben.
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Will Cam has cut the grass and is now chilling.
Quote: Will Cam @ 7th May 2018, 8:37 PMWill Cam has cut the grass and is now chilling.
Must be good grass 
My favourite Snooker player is John Higgins and in tonights world final he was trailing 10-15 but won four in a row so is now just one frame behind at 14-15.
Quote: Will Cam @ 7th May 2018, 8:37 PMWill Cam has cut the grass and is now chilling.
Likewise. It was hot as Hell out there, so the chilling will be accomplished by my air conditioner.
A quick shower and then I'll head over to my neighbor's garage bar and have a few cold ones, listen to some music, and watch the latest episode of Westworld. Bring on the naked robots!
Quote: DaButt @ 7th May 2018, 8:51 PMLikewise. It was hot as Hell out there, so the chilling will be accomplished by my air conditioner.
A quick shower and then I'll head over to my neighbor's garage bar and have a few cold ones, listen to some music, and watch the latest episode of Westworld. Bring on the naked robots!
Love the film and didn't know there's a series so am going to have to check that out. I like anything robotty.
Quote: Ben @ 7th May 2018, 7:14 PMBen has a delightful coffee on the go, but sadly he has to start the dreaded hoovering afterwards.
More to the point, have you had a hair cut lately?
He wouldn't know a barber if it slit his throat and passed him over to the pie shop..
I had a hair cut today by Ali in Feltham, nice guy from Sudan.
No. 4 all over. Nice.
My status is: 'f**king excellent'.
Ben was clever enough to book today off as holiday.
And, yes, the haircuts are still as frequent as ever.
Quote: Briosaid @ 7th May 2018, 10:07 PMMore to the point, have you had a hair cut lately?
No he's had them all cut
My doorbell just rang and when I opened it there was a 3-year-old girl holding a balloon, a birthday cake, and 12 cans of beer. I love my neighbors!
Happy birthday DB
I presume it is yours not hers 
Quote: Bill Poster @ 8th May 2018, 9:58 PMHappy birthday DB
I presume it is yours not hers
Thanks. It's my birthday, but the girl said she'd ride her bike over later to sample the cake. Her mom will help me sample the beer.
It's good to see some places have still got neighbourly neighbours.
Quote: Bill Poster @ 8th May 2018, 11:12 PMIt's good to see some places have still got neighbourly neighbours.
This is the best place I've ever lived. I socialize almost daily with about 15-20 families who live on my street or the one next to it.
Yesterday one woman brought me beer, another said she'd marry me if she wasn't already married, and another baked me a large chocolate cake decorated to look like boobs. Paradise!
One of my neighbors told me a few weeks ago that he'd given his wife permission to marry me if he dies. 
Quote: DaButt @ 8th May 2018, 9:53 PMMy doorbell just rang and when I opened it there was a 3-year-old girl holding a balloon, a birthday cake, and 12 cans of beer. I love my neighbors!
You have to be careful with 3 year old girls knocking on your door.